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Song Parodies -> "Profane"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Profane"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Personally, I prefer the J.J. Cale version, but I guess Clapton's is the one everyone is used to, and there is not much difference anyway...
She's a lovely young thing, but I can't stop being - Profane
I wanna get her down, but can't help but sound - Profane
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like - Profane

I don't stop its use, she got for me bad news - Profane
She said it's no fun: I swear like a Hun - Profane
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like - Profane

So she won't put out and now she's kicked me out - Profane
Don't forget this fact, I won't get her back - Profane
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like - Profane
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like - Profane
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Overall Rating: 4.4
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Alby Tofting - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
This is funny, as I always thought Cale said "I don't like" anyway !
mandamoo - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it - paced well with the original.
Whakapapa - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
This is pretty good.
... - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty good.
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good? This was......ah.....pretty good!

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