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Song Parodies -> "Yucky Man"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Man"

Original Performer:

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Yucky Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I stole some lines from others for this. (Oh, like I never do that) Two are from Frank Zappa, and one is from Johnny D.
He had white dandruff
And of eyes he had four
Tights was quite fat in
And speaking, was a bore

Ooooh, what a yucky man he was
Ooooh, what a yucky man he was

Large face of pizza
Old sheets on his bed
A bachelor apartment
He never been laid

Ooooh, what a yucky man he was
Ooooh, what a yucky man he was

He went to dank bars
With bad pick-up lines
"You must be a Libra"
And "Your place or mine?"

Ooooh, what a yucky man he was
Ooooh, what a yucky man he was

One night, got lucky
He satisfied need
But several days later
It hurt when he peed

Ooooh, what a yucky man he was
Ooooh, what a yucky man he was

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Johnny D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I am honored, Highlander. 555
alvin rhodes - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i think your "yucky' is just 'ducky"...5s
Meriadoc - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I like how you followed the downward spiral of the OS! :-)
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Having done "Bucky Man" and "Duckie Man," I applaud your imagination. And "Tights I'm Quite Fat In" will have to be on my next "Reckoning of These Song Titles" parody... sure, if you'll pardon the pun, beat the pants off my "I Burst At the Seams." As Chandler would say, could I BE any more self-promoting?
Rick D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, I wish the search was back on. Sometimes I get an idea and I think someone must have done it, or maybe I'm remembering something I read here. And I do try to steal from the best, meaning far more self-promoting than you. (Heh heh, just teasing TRW)
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll buy it.

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