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Song Parodies -> "He's A Fatso"

Original Song Title:

"In The Ghetto"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"He's A Fatso"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she was dirt poor
and her life was filled with stife and scorn
then she had a fling and a child was born
he's a fatso
and his mama cries

because if there's one thing that she don't need
it's a creepy little lard ass kid to feed
he's a fatso

people, don't you see her plight?
the kid has got an appetite
he'll grow to be a chubby young man one day

take a look , he's so immense
doesn't have a lick of sense
do we simply hide the food
and make him exercise?

well, his weight grows
and a hungry little boy with a spreading gut
just sits at the table on his big ol' butt
he's a fatso

and his hunger burns
so he starts to raid the fridge at night
and he eats so much , that his pants fit tight
he's a fatso

then one night in desperation
he wolfs all food in sight
he eats a case of candy bars
he tries to walk , but he don't get far
and his mama cries

and a crowd gathers 'round a chubby young man
face down on the floor with a snack in his hand
he's a fatso

and as her young man pukes
he finally rises to his knees
he lifts his head , says "seconds , please"
and his mama cries

he's a fatso
he's a fatso
he's a fatso



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MrMacphisto - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
BEEFCAKE!!!
Jay W - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Exceptionally pathetic imagery--well done.
Olvan The Terrible - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Utter comedic genius, turning Eric Cartman's own song against him.
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I was worried this would be about Elvis himself, but since it's not, you get a big fat five.
alvin rhodes - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for takin' a peek...glad you enjoyed
2LD4U - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Obesity used to be more common amoung the poor, but I read in a paper the other day that now the rich are getting fat, too. No one knows why.

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