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Song Parodies -> "(I beat) Mitt Romney"

Original Song Title:

"(I did it) My Way"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"(I beat) Mitt Romney"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

If Obama were to sing a song about his re-election, it would go something like this:
For you, the choice was clear
And poor ol' Mitt... for him it's curtains
In this election year
The GOP are really hurtin'

I fought a hard campaign
I heard the jokes and all the comedy
But now, we're sure that Bain
did in Mitt Romney

Missteps... we've had a few
But most of them, too small to mention
We did what we had to do
And made it through to the convention

We slammed his dancing horse
Those tax returns that he's been hiding
And though he may be missed,
no more Mitt Romney!

Yes there were lies; they told a few
Quite a bit more than one or two
But through the debates when there was doubt
I chewed him up and spit him out,
I took the ball and scored the goal and beat Mitt Romney

Their crude remarks were vile!
I've had my fill of their accusing
Still now, they're in denial
The GOP is sorely losing

I said "You didn't build that"
They put those ads out in a lying way
Karl Rove, with all his cash....
couldn't help Mitt Romney

But then while Paul Ryan was washing pots...
Mitt tied himself right up in knots
He said the things he truly feels
That cost him votes he couldn't steal!
The record shows, as did the polls
I beat Mitt Romney

The record shows; so did the polls
I beat Mitt Romney.............!!!!!!

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Total Votes: 9

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AFW - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Sums it up very well...gotta' love that last stanza...and I commend the way you retained and played off many of the original lines..
Patrick - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
"He said the things he truly feels, that cost him votes he couldn't steal". Romney shipped jobs to China, Under Obama's plan, there won't be any jobs to export.
Meriadoc - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Now this is the way a political parody should be - gently laughable in a way that offends no one. I am a Republican, and I approve this parody. :)
Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Obama won't gloat. So we have to do it for him.
Phil Alexander - November 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Obama won't gloat, and Joe Biden won't rock and roll...

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