-> "Ninja Slug"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Love" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Verse 1: Lord almighty!
I feel my skin start to oozin’
It’s gooping down my whole leaf
Girl, girl, girl, girl
I’ll make your lovin’ come quicker
My dart is aimin’
You can call me a heart thief
Chorus: My love darts make you hotter
We should both head to the water
Y’all might ask who am I?
I’m Ninja Sug!
Verse 2: Ooh, ooh, ooh
I feel my hormones arisin’
Help me with mating
Eggs we make a hundred and nine
Yearning, yearning, yearning
And nothing can soothe me
I just might load my hormones
Into that spine!
Chorus: Cuz your body is so slimy
And my love dart is so spiney
And y’all might ask who I am?
I’m Ninja Slug!
Verse 3: Please come in closer
This dart is now aimed at your body
Why won’t you love me?
Don’t think you can run away
It’s not sleazy!
But it’s just super easy
Lord have mercy!
I’m sinning from all that they say!
Chorus: These love darts are atrocious
They are faking real emotions
Y’all might ask why I changed?
I changed for love!
Outro: I’m ninja slug!
I’m just the slimy, grimy ninja slug!
I’m just a slicky, tricky ninja slug!
I’m just the oozin’, cruisin’ ninja slug!
I’m just the hunky, spunky ninja slug!
I’m just the hotty bodied ninja slug!
I’m just the cutey bootied ninja slug!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||4.6|
|Overall Rating: ||4.8|
|Total Votes: ||9|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||1||
| ||5|| ||8||