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Song Parodies -> "Ninja Slug"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Ninja Slug"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

The Ninja Slug is a new species that was dicovered in the rainforest of Borneo, Indonesia in 2007. The ninja slug begins it's mating ritual by shooting the female with a dart full of hormones which increases the chances of reproduction. Pretty slick right? ;) PLAYA PLAYA!
Verse 1: Lord almighty!
I feel my skin start to oozin’
Slicker, slicker
It’s gooping down my whole leaf
Girl, girl, girl, girl
I’ll make your lovin’ come quicker
My dart is aimin’
You can call me a heart thief

Chorus: My love darts make you hotter
We should both head to the water
Y’all might ask who am I?
I’m Ninja Sug!

Verse 2: Ooh, ooh, ooh
I feel my hormones arisin’
Help me with mating
Eggs we make a hundred and nine
Yearning, yearning, yearning
And nothing can soothe me
I just might load my hormones
Into that spine!

Chorus: Cuz your body is so slimy
And my love dart is so spiney
And y’all might ask who I am?
I’m Ninja Slug!

Bridge: (Ahhhhhhhh)
(Ahhhhhhhh)
(Ahhhhhhhh)
(Ninja Slug)

Verse 3: Please come in closer
This dart is now aimed at your body
Why won’t you love me?
Don’t think you can run away
It’s not sleazy!
But it’s just super easy
Lord have mercy!
I’m sinning from all that they say!
No!

Chorus: These love darts are atrocious
They are faking real emotions
Y’all might ask why I changed?
I changed for love!

Outro: I’m ninja slug!
I’m just the slimy, grimy ninja slug!
I’m just a slicky, tricky ninja slug!
I’m just the oozin’, cruisin’ ninja slug!
I’m just the hunky, spunky ninja slug!
I’m just the hotty bodied ninja slug!
I’m just the cutey bootied ninja slug!

[Fade out]
March 13, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Porfle Popnecker - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Go, Ninja Slug!
Rob Arndt - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice info-parody- 555! I liked yours, so I made another version for tomorrow using a Cryptid ;-D
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well, at least the ninja slug doesn't eat his mate when they're done gettin' it on. And some people wonder why spiders freak the crap outta people. Great parody here, 555!
Christie Marie M - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages Final) Ninja slug...huh? Sounds like a title for a Saturday Morning cartoon! LOL!! I'm usually creeped out by slugs b/c of their creepy antenna sized eyes and how they have no eyes or mouth and slimy....yuck!! (Shudders!) But maybe my feelings would change for a ninja slug. One of my bro's best friends used to tease my about slugs telling me that I'm going to marry it or something like that...that used to get me angry! Oh well, anyways, I looked up a ninja slug and they don't look too bad after all, especially knowing that they're tiny love machines! Great info on those creatures and hope those 5's stick to you!
Abbott Skelding - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree with Christie, if Ninja Slug doesn't become a cartoon, I'll be very upset. Great work here!
Arwen - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...I love it when I accidentally learn something while reading a fun parody. :) This was great...love Elvis, too!
Matthias - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
This was a very unusual topic and I loved it! You and Aggy and sometimes Dave really come up with the strangest topics and they just work! This one was no exception and I third the notion of "Ninja Slug" becoming a cartoon. Perhaps you should sell this idea to Adult Swim!

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