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Song Parodies -> "Jail's Unlocked"

Original Song Title:

"Jailhouse Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Jail's Unlocked"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

It was like a party at the county jail
Air-conditioned comfort and free E-mail
The Weather Channel, Showtime, Playboy TV
But then the judge said, "You can get out of here free"

Let's walk, everybody, let's walk
In the Marion Jail cell block were leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked

Eatin' Ben & Jerry's watchin' Pay-Per-View
On Lay-z-boy recliners with the crossword too
We had a rubdown and Starbuck's jobe
When the hot-tub broke they said, "We gotta let you go"

Let's walk, everybody, let's walk
In the Marion Jail cell block were leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked

Robber told the burglar, "You can come with me"
"We'll steal an automatic and an SUV"
Burglar said to robber, "You're on the right track"
"It was nicer inside, and I wanna go back"

Let's walk, everybody, let's walk
In the Marion Jail cell block were leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked

(Guitar Break)

Chainsaw Bob selling Craftsman tools
Peepin' Joe's coaching at all-girl schools
Stalker Tony hiding out behind your place
22 have filed for the legislative race

Let's walk, everybody, let's walk
In the Marion Jail cell block were leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake"
"No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix"
"I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"

Let's walk, everybody, let's walk
In the Marion Jail cell block were leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked
Leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked
Leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked
Leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked
Leaving 'cause the jail's unlocked

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Wild Man - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job MSG!
who cares what my name is - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This is fantastic
Claude Prez - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good; course ya know they gotta make room for those depraved pot-smokers...nice details.
M.S.G - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx alot people. Appreciate the feedback, after all the bombers.
Theodore Kaczynski - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody was the bomb!
Who Cares What My Name Is - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This song was made in the 50's. But It Was Good Anyway.

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