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Song Parodies -> "Stalking Miley"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Stalking Miley"

Parody Written by:

Medemia

The Lyrics

Yes, I know Frank Sinatra did this song before Elvis, but I always preferred Elvis' version (besides, Artistry is Elvis this round.) This is NOT a true story. My wife would be very upset, not to mention local police departments and Billy Ray Cyrus.
And now her place is near
This is her address I’m certain
And soon on her I’ll peer
If someone could just move that curtain

Can’t leave, though bladder’s full
I’ve traveled far to see her Smiley
My Hope, My Destiny
I’m stalking Miley

Jealous, I’ve been there too
It hard not to, I live with passion
I was glad when I heard
That she broke up with that jerk Gaston

I’ve seen each concert date
No ticket price was up too highly
I’d pay more, much more than this
To stalk my Miley

Yes, there were times, I had to run
When Billy Ray took out his gun
But through it all this would not hide
That she will be my blushing bride
To me she’ll sing, I bought a ring
I’m stalking Miley

I’ve tape the Disney girl
I have Big Fish, Breakout’s a virus
It was Best of Both Worlds
Told me to Meet Miley Cyrus

To think, I snuck on set
Saw The Last Song, I was quite wily
Oh yeah, she waved at me
I’m stalking Miley

Look at this photo, it’s signed “With Love”
I’m not a fan, I’m far above
Vanity Fair, I saw the pics
Wish I could be a grey blanket
Soon she’ll appear like Brittany Spears
I’m stalking Miley
I’ll hit the scene when she’s eighteen
And marry Miley
Words by Medemia. Story by TMZ.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   2
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Fiddlegirl - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Pacing a teensy bit off from OS in spots, so I gave it a 4 there. Otherwise, lovely, lilting lines of lecherous leering and lasciviousness. ;)
Old Man Ribber - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't do it! You'll get three slugs right in the achey breaky heart! ;D
Guy Smiley - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
No you don't - she's mine. =;-)

My oh Miley. Looks like we are running in the same comp. My entry also deals with a televison personality. FG may be correct on the pacing - I only know the Frank Sinatra version. Don't believe I remember Elvis doing this but I'm sure he did. I'll 5 ya since I cannot detect any flaws.
Amanda - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, I wrote a parody called "You're a Mean One, Miley Cyrus". It's on the site.
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah it's vastly different when Elvis does it. This was funny as hell, the picture you paint of Billy Ray runnin' outside with his shotgun in his pjs is indelible.
DJ Blaze - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Stalking Miley? Great job!!! Personally, I'd rather stalk Riyu Kosaka (a Japanese singer), but that's just me. 555
Matthias - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
There's nothing at all creepy about stalking Miley Cyrus, stalking Hannah Montana on the other hand?! That would just be disturbing!!!
Rex - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You got a lot of Mileage out of this parody. Lovely ending too.
bobpiecheese - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh, if only I knew more about Miley outside of the fact she's Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter, she sings and she does stuff for Disney. Oh, and knowing the OS wouldn't hurt either. Well written, though.
Below Average Dave - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Hmmm. . .Well I thought it was funny, though I think maybe I'm not as familiar with the situation as I thought, who is Gaston? I've only heard that name once in my life--well several times--but always when I was watching Beauty & The Beast. . .maybe that was intentional I don't know, fun parody though about a really creepy guy.
Guy - October 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05S)

I'm still smiley about this - see my comment above.
bobpiecheese - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above
Leo Keough - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(S) One of the problems with a slow moving OS is that it throws off the comedic timing as the listener waits for each line to be finished...Funny parody, though, especially Billy Ray's gun!!!...555!!!
Stuart McArthur - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I loved that Medemia - easy pacing on the ear and you pretty well covered every Miley gag possible - satirical and celeb-skewering - two of my favourite things - 555
Melanie Lee - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I like your work; some good laughs there. You have to get sharper on your pacing, though. Some of your lines were a syllable too much or too little, and some words accented the wrong syllable. Keep up the good work, though! 4-5-5.
Abbott Skelding - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC- Nice job! Pacing was a little off, but still great job!
Red Ant - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Stalking jail bait - good theme! =) Fave line was "Wish I could be a grey blanket" lol. Great work here
Below Average Dave - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Yep, see above :)
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This is the best of 2009 Wild Cards Comp...hands down.
Peter Andersson - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm many mileys away from the subject, but still a good parody...
Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
(Wild Card)- Excellent job, but it sounds like the pacing was off in a few places...oh well, 555 for binoculars!
Chris Bodily TM - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) Security code is WA8 (Wait!) LOL I'm not even into Miley or Hannah Montana myself, but this was friggin' hilarious! 555
Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Stop stealing my thoughts from the past, Agrimorfee...this is hands down the best of the comp and if radio programmers had any sense they would get this on morning radio.
Max Power - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah.
Jack Wilson - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Love it, 555
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
again see above:)
Matthias - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
See above...
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) 555 eyes on....
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...as long as it's fiction, I'll vote 5s for this. Not because the stalking's creepy...I can deal with that...but stalking MILEY? ; )
EmiLoca - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
A few pacing errors but of course I approve of this one for subject matter. Props for clever integration of Mileyisms. :)
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
See above
Invisible Boy - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
A solid write and a fine lampooning of someone who deserves it...

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