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Song Parodies -> "Wait on Han"
Original Song Title:
"Suspicious Minds"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Wait on Han"
Parody Written by:
Medemia
The Lyrics
Had to watch Episode VI a few times to really get into the mood. You may not want to read this because... "IT'S A TRAP!"
Oh no, It’s a trap!
We must fly out!
Green group stick to sector seven!
Why can’t you see
That it’s shooting at me
And we don’t stand a chance against that thing
You say we must keep fighting
We must wait on Han (must wait on Han)
He will take down those shields
If we wait on Han
So, He’s your old friend, I know
Never failed you before
We must take evasive action to survive
Here we go again
Failure is our end
You know they were jamming our shield
Detectors (Our shield detectors)
You say we must keep fighting
We must wait on Han (must wait on Han)
He will take down those shields
If we wait on Han
Our only chance to survive
Is close to destroyers dive
Let’s hope not many good men die
Well Lando, I hope
He’s never lied to you,
Mmmm yeah, yeah
Oh no, It’s a trap!
We must fly out!
We have no chance to survive Lando!
Why can’t you see
The Death Star’s shooting at me
And someone set us up the bomb
Can’t you see that, oh no, it’s a trap!
We must fly out…
Oh look the shields just went down Lando!
Can’t you see that, Oh no it’s a trap!
The shields are down –
You must destroy the Death Star Lando!
We must fly out!
Green group stick to sector seven!
Why can’t you see
That it’s shooting at me
And we don’t stand a chance against that thing
You say we must keep fighting
We must wait on Han (must wait on Han)
He will take down those shields
If we wait on Han
So, He’s your old friend, I know
Never failed you before
We must take evasive action to survive
Here we go again
Failure is our end
You know they were jamming our shield
Detectors (Our shield detectors)
You say we must keep fighting
We must wait on Han (must wait on Han)
He will take down those shields
If we wait on Han
Our only chance to survive
Is close to destroyers dive
Let’s hope not many good men die
Well Lando, I hope
He’s never lied to you,
Mmmm yeah, yeah
Oh no, It’s a trap!
We must fly out!
We have no chance to survive Lando!
Why can’t you see
The Death Star’s shooting at me
And someone set us up the bomb
Can’t you see that, oh no, it’s a trap!
We must fly out…
Oh look the shields just went down Lando!
Can’t you see that, Oh no it’s a trap!
The shields are down –
You must destroy the Death Star Lando!
OS: Suspicious Minds. Words by Medemia and Admiral Ackbar. Raped childhood memories by George Lucas.
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Clever and well done - they were glad to have Ewoks around.
As I recall, the Battle on Endor was a distinctly one-sided event. Hundreds of stormtropers were killed and only one Ewok. Anyway, may the Fives be with you. ;D
Nice one. Fives.
555 parsecs to escape!!!
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