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Song Parodies -> "Pledging My Love"

Original Song Title:

"Pledging My Love"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Pledging My Love"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm Pledging My Love, now
Quite kinky, I know
It's furniture polish,
But, she loves it so

This unusual fetish
Tho' it's a rare kind
Who am I to refuse her
Such a nice shine...

With this soft cloth in my hand, Dear
I'm kneeling on all fours
Making you dust free is your desire
Then, I'll slide back your drawers

Yes, the cloth is in my hand, Dear
I'm kneeling on all fours
Wiping you dust free that's my desire
Then, I'll slide back your drawers

You're looking so lovely
A sight to behold
Next time for a change, Dear
Let's try Liguid Gold..

Soft moans, as I Pledge you
Sweet pleasured retorts
Now remember, you promised
To ice cube my shorts

Now remember, you promised
To ice cube my shorts..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
You poured your heart and Pine Sol into this one
Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL on first verse! "Then, I'll slide back your drawers" - Air-(Farce)-Worthy pun... Polished lamp + polished poon = highly polished lampoon,which picks up Fives like a magnet.

p.s. Try Turtle Wax on her :-)
alvin rhodes - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
love the twist
John Barry - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Title of the day, I think.
Yoidy - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
The swiffer will drive her crazy! 5s
AFW - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes and comments
Stuart McArthur - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I take it "Pledge" is a brand-name, AFW? - a very nice pick-up of the available drawers double entendre, heh heh - 555
AFW - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, Stuart..it is one of the most popular brand names in furniture polish over here...
Michael E Cormier - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Time to clean up on the 5's. Good work

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