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Song Parodies -> "Bovine Love"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Love"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Bovine Love"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Resubmitting with the correct title (curse you autoFilter!)
Here's my story
Living a dairy tale romance
Farmer's daughter
Dad said I'd better behave

Yak, yak, yak
Went in one ear, out the udder
I had to have her
Even with so much at steak

But sweat poured down my brow
When he caught us behind the plow
I said don't have a cow
It's Bovine Love

Moo, Moo, Moo
You know her loins were so tender
It might not last, but,
I'll milk it for all that it's worth
Churning, churning, churning
I'll butter her up, see?
I might spread my love too thin
But she don't mind

How did I catch her attention?
Must be bovine intervention
And she's got this bull's affection
It's Bovine Love

She's into culture
Listens to classical moo-sic
When we go dining
We double date with the Holsteins
She don't leave change
She's not into cow-tipping
She loves children
And I think her calves are divine

When we're in the sack together
She'll be kinky if I let her
You know she's into leather
That's bovine love
It's bovine love
Ah, ah, bovine love

I got a hunk, a hunk of bovine love
Just a slice, a chunk of bovine love
Just some cold, pasteurized bovine love
Just some buffalo and bovine love
Just a hamburger and bovine love
Just a cheesesteak and some bovine love

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 28

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Oddybobo - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm without words!
Flash - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent! I was laughing in my cubicle. A good steak joke is rare. Well done!
AFW - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Just as great as yesterday...but, title fits better..
alvin rhodes - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
you got the know-how with the brown cow
Stephen Harrington - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
555, hehe heh.
Meriadoc - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
"Bovine intervention" - heh heh
John Barry - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Be kine to your quadruped friends, four percent may be pumped from an udder. I loved this punny bovinity.
Matthias - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I Walk Bovine.... And Give You 5's
PMS - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Udderly moo-ving
tomario - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DEC:- 555 a fine job no bull !
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick Santorum might be cowed by this parody, but I got no beef with it. I'd better not, being the author of "It Doesn't Matter, She's a Horse." But the all-time champ of farm freaky-sneaky songs is John Barry with "Goat Writin' In the Sty."
Stuart McArthur - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
moo-sic, out the udder - I didn't even need to read the Authorline to know who this was by, Jeff - you must have a had a bull, er ball, writing this - 555
Red Ant - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
What's a ton 'o puns worth? 555, of course. The second verse was the best.
bobpiecheese - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 3) There so many small puns in there, it's like it was a Spaff parody. And that's as good as you get without making references outside of the site (by which I mean the man who's first name starts with an A, ends with an L, and doesn't have many letters in between). Well sone, Jeff!
Stuart McArthur - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec3) see above - lol - ya just can't help but laugh at this pun-orama
Kristof Robertson - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec3) More punniful than a punnet of punberries. MOO!! 555
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) Blows MY "Burning Love" parody outta the water!!
Arwen - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...funny funny funny, Jeff! Too many fun lines to mention!! =)
Josh 2 - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
You sicken a good way :) 5s
The Charnstar - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Whoa, so much pun! If there was any more pun my head would EXPLODE! 5-5-5
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Song of the Moooonth!
tomario - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-is this the beast you can moo ? (lol) 555 (have you seen the vet)
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Holy Beefcake, Batman!
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above, and above - literally TMGPTM (too many great puns to mention) - I lost count, but the sheer quantity was funny in itself, and I loved the line "We double date with the Holsteins" - hilariously silly stuff Jeff - 555
Rick C - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) One pun after the other :-) I loved them all. 555
Jack Wilson - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)LOL that was awesome! 555!
Red Ant - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wow, what a contest this is turning out to be! You milked this topic for all it was worth. And, see above.
Michael McVey - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This beefy selection doesn't belong here, it belongs on! You milked out more cow puns than "Cows With Guns!" You should be roasted at the steak! --MM
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Punditry at its best... as Michael McV said, there's a definite "Cows with Guns" feel to this (and that's a compliment). Howsabout "In the mooed" as a sequel?
Tim Mayfield - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I am going to resist the urge to respond in puns... I am going to resist the urge to respond in puns... I am going to.... arghh!!! This was a tongue-in-cheek filet to be tied!!! Very Amoooooozing!!
wannabemustangjockey - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Tragically, I have no cow puns to describe this song. Actually, it's a kind of hard to describe it at all ... it's that good.
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above! (That's the bonus of entering a song in more than one contest: the other participants don't have to come up with two witty comments - they say one and then "see above")
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. I'm still enamooed with this...(sorry) ;-) - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Like Stuuuuuuart said, TMGPTM. Anybody complimented the "cow tipping" line yet? Cowabunga!
Lee O'Shay - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
The reference in your messageboard signature led me to this one. It didn't steer me wrong. I'll bet Chuck liked it.
Matthias - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Holy Beefcake Again, Batman!
bobpiecheese - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) See aboooooooove!
stuart mcarthur - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) see above 3 or 4 times I think - still very amoooooosing, Jeff
Kristof Robertson - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4B) I'm all foot-and-mouth over this again. And there can't be anymore cow puns left....;-)
Below Average Dave - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow, this parody got around. . . .I've heard the recording (and all the moos) very creative, very funny--one of your many fine recordings. . .speaking of recordings, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????????
Cat - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Agh, I think all the puns have been taken...but this was excellent! Great wordplay here.
Jack Wilson - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
See above!
JAB - April 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Getting to the ten years after. Fantastic!

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