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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Fried"

Original Song Title:

"Kentucky Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Kentucky Fried"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Nineteen thirty nine, Harland Sanders had a dream
Started from a secret recipe
Used eleven herbs,
Cooked fried chicken past superb
As they say, all the rest is history

Franchised out in "Fifty Two"..Utah had the first
They all loved it in Salt Lake City
The taste it was so grand,
Stirred a big demand,
And very soon, it's fame had spread 'cross the land

Kentucky Fried, you wear the crown
Throughout the world, so many towns
A flavor fresh and new,
Regular...Crispy, too
It's why we all do..
Finger lick Kentucky Fried
Finger lick Kentrucky Fried

Harland Sanders died, more than twenty years ago
But his Chicken fryin' dreams are still alive
Two billion sold each year,
A fast food pioneer
He was Colonel-honored back in "Thirty Five"

His chain restaurant plan, he began age sixty six
It's now the corporation giant, KFC
Minds boggle to perceive,
What one man did achieve
In this land of golden opportunity

Kentucky Fried, you wear the crown
Throughout the world, so many towns
A flavor fresh and new,
Regular...Crispy, too
It's why we all do
Finger lick Kentucky Fried
Finger lick Kentucky Fried
It's the best you ever tried
And it's Colonel Sander's Pride,
Finger lick Kentucky Fried...

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Guy - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Five fingers - lookin' good!
Billy Boyd - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written parody about my favorite fast food joint. 5's.
John Barry - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody about bad food.
Jeff Reuben - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad, but I'm still headed to Popeye's =)
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
funny one...at first i thought it was gonna be about elvis piggin' out ...5s
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives, no bones about it. How come eating a lot of poultry isn't called "chickening out"? I'd ask the man who chickened out of the Texas Air National Guard in '72, but then, he's so dumb he can't spell KFC.
AFW - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
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