Song Parodies -> Peas In The Valley

Original Song Title:

"Peace In The Valley"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

  
Parody Song Title:

"Peas In The Valley"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

Oh well, right here in my garden,
I must plant all these seeds,
Pray the rain lightly falls, not wash away, (oh yes)
If the mornin' sun's bright,
Fertile soil is just right,
And the night, night is as warm as the day, (oh yes)

There will be Peas In The Valley, for me, someday
There will be Peas In The Valley, for me, come early June
There'll be no Jolly Green Giant, but surely, sure as can be,
There will be Peas, Peas In The Valley, for me, (Oh oh oh yes)

If the vermin are gentle,
The birds not disturb,
And the rabbits not crawl under my fence, (oh yes)
If all pests from the wild,
by my scarecrow be foiled,
I shall be fed, fed from the shelling, pods dispense, (Oh yes)

There will be Peas In The Valley, for me, someday
There will be Peas In The Valley, for me, come early June
There'll be no Jolly Green Giant, but surely, sure as can be,
There will be Peas, Peas In The Valley, for me, (Oh, oh, oh, yes)

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Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Support Whirled Peas! 555!
John Barry - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You planted a good crop, AFW.
Dee Range - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
555 Johnny stole my line, that!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%. =) Good job
AFW - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes and nice comments, all.....Whirled Peas..I like that!....
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
HO HO HO...green giant fives for you !
Stuart McArthur - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
have they thought of exporting peas to the Middle East? - there's a new angle for Dubya - 555 AFW
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
If you don't like this parody, then all I am saying is "Give peas a chance!" 5-5-5.

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