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Song Parodies -> "Spurning Love"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Spurning Love"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Lord, I'm bright green
I feel those gamma rays rising

Higher, higher
They're burning through to my genes

Growl, growl, growl
I'm swelling up like a tire

My clothes are tearing
Glad I wear rubber blue jeans


You pissed me off you liar
Made me turn green and perspire
Now I'm a roaring guy
Who's spurnin' love


Ooo, ooo, ooo
I feel my temper is rising

Help me, I'm raging
I'm angry and green as a lime

Raging, raging,
Raging -
And nothing can cool me

I just might rip out your throat
If I'm inclined


'Cause you pissed me off you liar
Made me turn green and perspire
An' now I'm a roaring guy
Who's spurnin' love


HULK coming closer
HULK's taking over my body

Please won't you help me
Bruce Banner is slipping away

Vision now green
And my anger is steaming

Glowin' bright green
I'm burning a hole where I lay


'Cause you pissed me off you liar
Now I'm big, green, mad, and wired
Now I'm a roaring guy
Who's spurnin' love

Who's spurnin' love

Ah,
Ah,
Spurnin' love

I'm
Just a Hulk, a Hulk, who's spurnin' love
("HULK MAD!")
Just a Hulk, a Hulk, who's spurnin' love
("HULK BAD!")
Just a Hulk, a Hulk, who's spurnin' love
("HULK MAD!")
Just a Hulk, a Hulk, who's spurnin' love
("HULK BAD!")
Just a Hulk, a Hulk, who's spurnin' love
("HULK MAD!")
Just a Hulk, a Hulk, who's spurnin' love
("HULK BAD!")

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Looks like a "Banner" day here for Elvis parodies. This one gives me an idea for a possible parody (not with an Elvis song, however). 5's...
Kristof Robertson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
What's with the hulk theme today? Vert-y good JD...555
John Barry - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm green with envy. Nice work.
Meriadoc - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmmm..... 'pissed' , 'rubber blue jeans' - can Johnny never get far from kinky sex? But perhaps I am being too Freudian... ;-)
Cookie-man - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Yet another great parody Johnny! My favorite line is Help me, I'm raging I'm angry and green as a lime. It just struck me as funny! 555
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody!

Paul: Ah-HA! Thinkin' up a "HULK" parody, are we? Good! Let's see it!

KR: Serendipity and coincidence, my friend...must've been the cosmic rays!

JB: The Jolly Green Giant says "THANK YOU!"

Merry: This parody was not intended to convey sexual innuendo.....hence, I commend you, Meriadoc, for your own delightfully kinky Freudian slippage!

Cookie-man: Glad you enjoyed the lime - vitamin C builds strong funny-bones!
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm green with envy i didn't think of this first....this is a beaut
Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin.
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"You pissed me off you liar" - heh heh.
Johnny D - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Cap'n Spafford! ;-)
Matthias - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know what this has to do with Love, besides the title, but I still loved it!
tomario - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DEC:- no love but dam fine parody 555
bobpiecheese - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 3) A bit repetitive in bits, but the concept was something I wasn't expecting, so congrats for that!
Stuart McArthur - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec3) I would have loved to have seen a Battle of the Titans between the Hulk and Mister Furious from Mystery Men, rubber blue jeans optional - 555
Jeff Reuben - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"A Hulk a Hulk of burning love" made the whole thing worth it! Creative, well done!
Kristof Robertson - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC3) See above, JD....this is a kind of anti-love song....but love the juxtaposition of OS and theme.
Arwen - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...another angle I certainly wasn't expecting...but you did the OS justice, Johnny...=)
Josh 2 - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Hulk Hulk Hulk Hulk Hulk says 5s

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