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Song Parodies -> "Don't Blame Me For That Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John & Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Blame Me For That Fart"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Up to this point, I've tried to maintain a level of class...and it might surprise some to see me delve into this kind of humor...but when real life inspires you...you have to answer the call. i'm a slave to said inspiration when it hits me...
Him:
Don't blame me for that fart
Me:
You're guilty, don't try to hide
Him:
No honey, I swear, I'm gas-less
Me:
Air fresh'ner I need to find


Him:
Don't blame me for that fart
Me:
Well I know it wasn't me
Him:
I hope no one walks through the door
Me:
You really just disgust me!


Me:
Pew-ooo
Couldn't you hold it?
Him:
I just bent down
Me:
Your buttocks did sound


Me:
Pew-ooo
You couldn't control it
(couldn't control-oo-ol)
Him:
The fresh air did part
Me:
You let out a fart
Him:
Whoa...
Me:
You let out a fart


Him:
No don't blame me for that fart
Me:
Yeah, I blame you for that fart
Him:
Don't blame me for that fart


Him:
There's no way to prove it
Me:
I don't care, just move it!
Him:
Oh well, it's in the past, babe
Me:
Whoa, I think I might pass out


Him:
Don't hold some gas against me
Me:
You almost lit up the sky!
Him:
Oh, you know the share in the blame
'Cause you made that Shepherd's pie


Me:
Pew-ooo
Couldn't you hold it?
Him:
I just bent down
Me:
Your buttocks did sound


Me:
Pew-ooo
You couldn't control it
(couldn't control-oo-ol)
Him:
The fresh air did part
Me:
You let out a fart
Him:
Whoa...
Me:
You let out a fart


Him:
Don't blame me for that fart
Me:
Yeah, I blame you for that fart
Him:
Don't blame me for that fart

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Organically aromatic, yet fragrantly foul.......555. Hey Guy DiRito, check this one out, dude!
Arwen - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Why thank you, Mr. D....=)
Arwen - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Whatever, One guy...=(
Peregrin - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You made a bad song much better Arwen. Don't worry about 1 Guy, they have visited most today...
Adagio - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Arwen.
Stuart Kidd - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
5-4-4. The early verses didn't seem to go real far, otherwise good. Peregrin is spot on about you improving on the orignal.
Arwen - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Stuart...and Sweet Pippin..I usually don't care about that guy...but I've gotten 3 today...=( Maybe the fart humor isn't as funny to as many as I had hoped. Oh well...I own my crass disgusting humor...I wrote it...I stand by it...love me, love my song about flatulence...Thanks again to everyone who votes and is brave enough to comment, as well!! I love you guys!
Paul Robinson - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, The "One-ster" has hit a few parodies today, but why this parody would have three "1-1-1" votes is beyond me. I thought it was pretty clever and well done "5's" from this corner.
Arwen - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul! I think so, too! =)
Lozzie R - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Arwen! I've done some bathroom humor too in my time (see Bathroomian Rhapsody for more info), so don't worry. I thought it was funny! 555
Arwen - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lozzie! I'll definitely check your parody out!
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!! I'm surprised no one has commented on the line in your intro about inspiration hitting you! Definitely a blast, Arwen, 5-5-5!
Arwen - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe...thanks, Rod! I really appreciate it! =)
Wikkid - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, i like almost all "fart" songs, as long they sound good. This is one example i think, so 5,5,5
Arwen - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, thanks so much, Wikkid! I appreciate it!
Ashkicksass - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me laugh out loud! I felt like it was a duet between my boyfriend and me. Bravo! 5-5-5!
Arwen - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, thanks, Ash!!
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMFAO!!!! This was great! 555
Arwen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it'd go well with your submission of today, Kristof. We should go on tour together. Thanks!!!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
5/5/5! I think we all find ourselves in this situation at one time or another.... lol
Arwen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, YWN...=)
Your Worst Nightmare - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You're welcome, Arwen...=)
David Jensen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody really stinks. But I gave it 555 anyway. ;-)
Arwen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, thanks a lot, David!
David Jensen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm just messing with ya.
Arwen - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Mess all you want...=)
I wish I was Bob Geldof - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
You all should come to my place and smell me after I have let out a stinky fart!!!!!!!!!!
Arwen - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
There is no way I can allow that to be the final thought on ANY parody of mine...
Copyright Police - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Quoting previous quote on this thread.

Johnny D - April 07, 2004 10:14:41 AM - Report Inappropriate Comment

-------------------------------------------------------------------------­------- Organically aromatic, yet fragrantly foul.......555. Hey Guy DiRito, check this one out, dude!

Ending comment quote.

It would appear that he already did, back around Aug 25, 2003.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohnandkikidee1.shtml
Ashkicksass - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I was just re-reading this parody as it's one of my favorites, and noticed the comment by the Copyright Police. Is the Copyright Police inferring that Arwen copied Guy DiRito? Because if he or she was, I'd find it completely ridiculous. One, Arwen's parody was about 100 times funnier, and two, both of these are parodies of a friggin Elton John song! On a parody site. Full of so-called copyright infringements. And though I'd never out and out call the Copyright Police a total idiot, the phrase keeps running through my head for some inexplicable reason...
Arwen - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!! I love you, Ash!!

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