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Song Parodies -> "(Roy D's Gonna ) Whoop You In The Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"(Roy D's Gonna ) Whoop You In The Ass"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Uh, hello, this here's Roy D. Mercer, and I heard y'all've been writin' song spoofs about me, and if y'all don't stop I'm gonna hafta go over there and whoop somebody's ass. How big a boy are ya, anyways?
Big Boys
Better get your s*** together
The telephone's ringing,
He's mad enough to change the weather

He's gonna whoop your ass tonight
unless you pay up
His name is Roy D. Mercer
And he is fed up!

Say, Brent and Phillip
Have you heard them yet
Ooh, but Roy's so ticked off
He's gonna whoop you in the ass!

Oh but he's mad and you're gonna pay
or your butt's gonna feel some pain
He's got a 55-gallon drum o' whoop-ass
You know I heard it on the radio, oh
He's gonna... wh-wh-wh-whoop you in the ass!

Big boys
Don't matter what you weigh
Maybe you play football,
To Roy it's all the same

You won't escape
Does no good to hang up the phone
'Cause Roy whoops you big boys right in the ass
Don't care who's right and who's wrong

Say, Brent and Phillip
Have you heard them yet
Ooh, but Roy's so ticked off
He's gonna whoop you in the ass!

Oh but he's mad and you're gonna pay
or your butt's gonna feel some pain
He's got a 55-gallon drum o' whoop-ass
You know I heard it on the radio, oh
He's gonna... wh- wh- wh- whoop you in the ass!

Brent and Phillip
Have you heard them yet
Ooh, but Roy's so ticked off
He's gonna whoop you in the ass!

Oh but he's mad and you're gonna pay
or your butt's gonna feel some pain
He's got a 55-gallon drum o' whoop-ass
You know I heard it on the radio, oh
He's gonna... wh- wh- wh- whoop you in the ass!

Roy D., Roy D.
will whoop you in the ass!
Roy D., Roy D., Roy D. Mercer
will whoop you in the ass!
Roy D., Roy D., Roy D., Roy D. Mercer
will whoop you in the ass!

Roy D., Roy D., Roy D. Mercer
will whoop you in the ass!
Roy D., Roy D., Roy D. Mercer
will whoop you in the ass!
Roy D., Roy D., Roy D., ...

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Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Who's Roy D. Mercer? I thought this was gonna be about Roy Disney getting his uncle's company back from Michael Eisner!
Michael McVey - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
He's a phone prankster on KMOD-FM's Phil and Brent show. His tapes are sold nationwide. See http://roydmercer.com , http://www.josh.kevinn.com/All/MP3%27s/Roy%20D%20Mercer , http://www.mikeandkristy.com/media/roy.htm , and http://www.kmod.com . -- MM

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