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Song Parodies -> "The Glitch is Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch is Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Glitch is Back"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I was mystified 'bout my hard drive
Hackers came, it quit, said goodbye
Files are changing, now I'm furious at
'Bout how Microsoft'll get you - oh the glitch is back

Keyboard's not on fire so that's alright
I phone MS Tech on a Saturday night
I can patch the latest secur'ty blues
But can't hide 'cus the 'lectric buggies still get thru

It's a glitch, it's a glitch
Oh the glitch is back
Cons trolled over now my password is hacked
It's a glitch, it's a glitch
All form letters removed
I'd just got in the groove
Word strings gone adieu - oh no no!

This stuff inflames my rectal veins
De-encodes my file names
In angst I squashed my mouse all flat
Oh it's useless 32-bit now the glitch attacked....

It's a glitch, it's a glitch
Oh the glitch is back
'Mote port open and it let in attack
It's a glitch, it's a glitch
Now my system is through
The O S is removed
The ping's useless too - oh no no!

([frantic hard drive] clacks solo)

It's a glitch, it's a glitch
Oh the glitch is back
This October saw my worst hack attack
It's a glitch, it's a glitch
'Cause my screen's turnin' blue
And the CD drive's screwed
It's lost all value - it was new!

Glitch, glitch, glitch is back
Glitch, glitch, glitch is back
Glitch, glitch, glitch is back
Glitch, glitch, glitch is back

(repeat and crash)

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Guy - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Son of a glitch, this was good. ;-)
Melhi - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
(voted earlier) I didn't think this was lame. ;)
Guy - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Me either Merry. Computer parodies are much to my liking since they are such a big part of my life. To add, this was done really well as only you and Pippin can.
Ben Stiller - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
What is your glitch?
Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
That's what happens when your computer is fixed by Sabrina the Teenage Glitch!
The Great Karlando - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I had just thought of this title the other night, but I know enough about computers to fill up like one verse, so it never happened. This was really really good though. All 5's.
Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
glitch'in!
Peregrin - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all!

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