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Song Parodies -> "Glove Guys Bleeding"

Original Song Title:

"Love Lies Bleeding"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Glove Guys Bleeding"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I'm starting to move on to other things. So heeeere's Elton.
The noses in the sport of boxing
All tiltin' to one side
Everyone comes to the ring to see
A beat-up guy
It doesn't seem two rounds ago
Before the blood and gore
Said "Don't worry, Honey
I won't change my face
Until I adjust his more

And glove guys bleeding on the mat
It kills me to think of that "ten" count
While lying flat
I was using my left jab and I started to slip
And my footwork couldn't hold on
So he split my lip
Glove guys bleeding on the mat

I know that all those punches
Have left some scars on me
Like all the exercises long
That made me muscley
I see that bluebird spinning 'round my head
Hope I won somehow
If the ref is fair, and I'm still not quite dead
I'll rise and take a bow

And glove guys bleeding on the mat
It kills me to think of that "ten" count
While lying flat
I was using my left jab and I started to slip
And my footwork couldn't hold on
So he split my lip
Glove guys bleeding on the mat

Owwwwwwwwww.......
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Johnny D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
TKO !
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
This isn't about O.J. Simpson?
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I love that - I always liked the original and yours fit it perfectly - like the re-use of the original lines - 555

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