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Song Parodies -> "Saginaw Guy Took Flight From Biting"

Original Song Title:

"Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Saginaw Guy Took Flight From Biting"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Her name is Kate and yeah, she’s my date
Impelled me to her ‘joys’ get near
My seminal stalk now don’t wanna talk
Wanna get a dwelling for my spear

But this young hussy got a terrifying husky
And in no way was me prepared
It leapt to pursuit when we ‘ceeded to root
A handful it seized of my rear

D’oh! I tell you, much to my aggravation
This lad from down in Michi-gan:
D’oh! Saginaw guy took flight from biting
Got dog spit in cuts in skin

Dirty little mongrel it went off it’s brain
Soon as I turned out the light
It’s packin’ a bite that I dislike
Saginaw guy: his plight, got fright, took flight

Whooo-ooo-ooo-oooofffff!

Well she’s stacked and inviting here tonight
I'm looking for some nookie who'll me delight
An amusing little tussle is just what I need
I’m in synch until a wicked mutt shows gleaming teeth

Our coupling’s out of bounds fraught with steely spikes
‘Cus this hound’s on a rampage and it showed dislike
It’s a too-hostile critic of my porking lass
Man’s best friend goes for the bottom of my ass

Wooooaaahhhh...

Don’t love this showing of dog-protection
I’ve had it, miffed, with much chagrin
Saginaw guy took flight from biting
Doggy drool is soakin’ in...

Shoulda been embroiled in a squeeze embrace
Wanna get this lance in tight
‘Stead Saginaw knight’s in flight, contrite
Saginaw guy’s all slighted, fraught with bites

Whooo-ooo-ooo-oooofffff!

Wooooaaahhhh...

It fills me full of dog consternation
How can I, with my girlfriend, win?
‘Cus Saginaw guy took flight from biting
Get none of what might have been...

Gad-about was foiled by an evil maim
Cannot get my chance tonight
'Cause Saginaw guy can’t ply his pike
Saginaw guy’s in flight his rear clevite...

Whooo-ooo-ooo-oooofffff!

Saginaw, shaggin’? naw!, bagged in craw:
Doggy maw made ‘im raw, got a chaw
Coup d’etat for baw waw, Saginaw guy’s in flight...

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MsNorCalKnightly - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
SaginawKnight: I guess you have NOT met my Scotty, LuLu . . . She certainly gave the Mtn.V PoeLice the scare ! !
Fiddlegirl - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Dog-gone cute! :D

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