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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Yellowish Teeth"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellowish Teeth"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
When are they gonna turn brown?
Smiling I just can’t stand
I guess I should have brushed more
I should have stayed on my dental plan
You know they won’t be there forever
They rarely shine up, it’s true
It’s never pleasant when my mouth is open
This boy’s too young to be gummin’ the blues
So goodbye yellowish teeth
Now the women I’m dating won’t screech
Gonna buy Colgate’s best white strips
I’m going back to the bleach
Back of my mouth gonna glow really good
I’m gonna turn a new leaf
Oh, I’ve finally decided the choppers dye
Will cure my yellowish teeth
What do you think I’ll do then?
For the rest of me’s very plain
It’ll take me a couple of Laziks and diets
To make me look human again
Maybe I’ll get hair replacement
There’s plenty like me who are round
Geezers who now have a penny
Hoping for romance with you, not a hound
So goodbye yellowish teeth
Now the women I’m dating won’t screech
Gonna buy Colgate’s best white strips
I’m going back to the bleach
Back of my mouth gonna glow really good
I’m gonna turn a new leaf
Oh, I’ve finally decided the choppers dye
Will cure my yellowish teeth
Smiling I just can’t stand
I guess I should have brushed more
I should have stayed on my dental plan
You know they won’t be there forever
They rarely shine up, it’s true
It’s never pleasant when my mouth is open
This boy’s too young to be gummin’ the blues
So goodbye yellowish teeth
Now the women I’m dating won’t screech
Gonna buy Colgate’s best white strips
I’m going back to the bleach
Back of my mouth gonna glow really good
I’m gonna turn a new leaf
Oh, I’ve finally decided the choppers dye
Will cure my yellowish teeth
What do you think I’ll do then?
For the rest of me’s very plain
It’ll take me a couple of Laziks and diets
To make me look human again
Maybe I’ll get hair replacement
There’s plenty like me who are round
Geezers who now have a penny
Hoping for romance with you, not a hound
So goodbye yellowish teeth
Now the women I’m dating won’t screech
Gonna buy Colgate’s best white strips
I’m going back to the bleach
Back of my mouth gonna glow really good
I’m gonna turn a new leaf
Oh, I’ve finally decided the choppers dye
Will cure my yellowish teeth
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What a segue - yellow brick road to yellow teeth! Great concept and plug for teeth whitening strips. Couldn't hurt, I use 'em myself. When I screech, at least my teeth look good.
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