-> "All the Young Girls Love Phallus"
Original Song Title:
"All the Young Girls Love Alice"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All the Young Girls Love Phallus"
The Lyrics
Raised to feel real shady by her Catholic school-
Phallus was not seen as a proper tool -With a
double meaning game that to solve you might strain
And an upper case of hidden messages of clues
Duality it seems had been obscene-You'll never
get it hon, unless you look between--It's not
what you expect if you're thick or green
But hey, hey, hey, hold this
when you're peein'
All the young girls
love phallus- Ten
point hung phallus
today- Stand back
and you'll see me
Squint slightly it's
Easy Phallus is co-
ming your way All
the young girls love
phallus Ten point
hung phallus today
When I find you real
SHAPELY WILL YOU
GUFFAW SO SLIGHT-
LY WAIT TILL IT
HITS YOU
TODAY
Use careful spacing to illustrate the right part It's like
playing shadow puppets and you're minimally smart
Getting my kicks playing "round in your head
There's more going on around here than
The dumb words
you just read
Now you can
show your pals
down in the off-
ice One or two
middlin' dudes
or a novice I
don't know ev-
ery word or what
the meaning of
"Suave is-And
HEYHEYHEY
DON'T IT SHOW?
CHORUS
REEE-
PEAT
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