Song Parodies -> All the Young Girls Love Phallus
| Original Song Title: | "All the Young Girls Love Alice" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "All the Young Girls Love Phallus" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
I really SEE Elton John as a VISUAL artist. And since he is openly gay, sometimes his preferences may SLIP INTO his work, if you know where to LOOK
Raised to feel real shady by her Catholic school-
Phallus was not seen as a proper tool -With a
double meaning game that to solve you might strain
And an upper case of hidden messages of clues
Duality it seems had been obscene-You'll never
get it hon, unless you look between--It's not
what you expect if you're thick or green
But hey, hey, hey, hold this
when you're peein'
All the young girls
love phallus- Ten
point hung phallus
today- Stand back
and you'll see me
Squint slightly it's
Easy Phallus is co-
ming your way All
the young girls love
phallus Ten point
hung phallus today
When I find you real
SHAPELY WILL YOU
GUFFAW SO SLIGHT-
LY WAIT TILL IT
HITS YOU
TODAY
Use careful spacing to illustrate the right part It's like
playing shadow puppets and you're minimally smart
Getting my kicks playing "round in your head
There's more going on around here than
The dumb words
you just read
Now you can
show your pals
down in the off-
ice One or two
middlin' dudes
or a novice I
don't know ev-
ery word or what
the meaning of
"Suave is-And
HEYHEYHEY
DON'T IT SHOW?
CHORUS
REEE-
PEAT
Phallus was not seen as a proper tool -With a
double meaning game that to solve you might strain
And an upper case of hidden messages of clues
Duality it seems had been obscene-You'll never
get it hon, unless you look between--It's not
what you expect if you're thick or green
But hey, hey, hey, hold this
when you're peein'
All the young girls
love phallus- Ten
point hung phallus
today- Stand back
and you'll see me
Squint slightly it's
Easy Phallus is co-
ming your way All
the young girls love
phallus Ten point
hung phallus today
When I find you real
SHAPELY WILL YOU
GUFFAW SO SLIGHT-
LY WAIT TILL IT
HITS YOU
TODAY
Use careful spacing to illustrate the right part It's like
playing shadow puppets and you're minimally smart
Getting my kicks playing "round in your head
There's more going on around here than
The dumb words
you just read
Now you can
show your pals
down in the off-
ice One or two
middlin' dudes
or a novice I
don't know ev-
ery word or what
the meaning of
"Suave is-And
HEYHEYHEY
DON'T IT SHOW?
CHORUS
REEE-
PEAT
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DKTOS so no vote but the words are put al-phallic-itcal order twice. The second one looks articificial though. :)
Nice job, but it seemed to peter out in the end.
Geez...what a tool.
ALTOS (absolutely love the OS) and gee, Rick, 700+ parodies and you're still coming up with fresh ideas - loved it! - 555
btw - I'm more the first stanza - the second one rang no bells whatsoever
btw - I'm more the first stanza - the second one rang no bells whatsoever
Poor bastard, they're both drooping down.
Johnny, you're not looking at it right. Grab your laptop and turn it upside down. Then do the same thing with your computer.
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