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Song Parodies -> "Good Guys Always Get Hosed"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Good Guys Always Get Hosed"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is a flashback to my younger days.
Why do you always date jerks?
When are you going to learn?
Most of those guys look at you
As a receptacle for their sperm

It seems you've refused me forever
I never mistreated you
I'm rather decent but you never noticed
This guy's too nice to be dating -you lose!

Yes, good guys always get hosed
It's the evil ones women all date
You won't find me in the whorehouse
I'd make someone a good mate

They like the howling old wolf in the fold
I'll never be one of those
Oh I've finally decided that as a guy
I'm one that always gets hosed

Why do they go for morons?
Why can't they just go for nice men?
It takes a few kids and a nasty divorce
I'll bet they come 'round to me then

Maybe they've learned a big lesson
They better hope I'm still around
Maybe someone has snatched me up
I'm like a bargain that no one has found

Yes, good guys always get hosed
It's the evil ones women all date
You won't find me in the whorehouse
I'd make someone a good mate

They like the howling old wolf in the fold
I'll never be one of those
Oh I've finally decided that as a guy
I'm one that always gets hosed

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Female psychology 101 - 555! Go figure!
Johnny D - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Blissfully brilliant.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I know the feeling. So did Chandler on Friends. Remember? "'You're so good to talk to' means, 'I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them... to you!'"
Adagio - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope I didn't stumble onto a female-bashing thread. :D The parody could go both ways, with a few adjustments. 5's
Claude Prez - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thought it was gonna be about Elton's sex life; glad I was wrong.
alvin rhodes - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
superb parody
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. And great comment, C4P.

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