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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Sell 'em"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

ELP/ Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry Sell 'em"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Outside Of Agrimorfee and his "Karn Evel 9", the only ELP song I've seen parodied is "Lucky Man". Even though they didn't write this, It's from the same album as "Karn".
I've got these cars out on the lot
Need to make room it's clearance time
Just come and see what deals we got
With prices so low it's a crime

No money down, if credit's good
A payment plan that starts next year
Boss says Jerry-Sell 'em and I would
If you'll just get your butt down here

Bring me your wife, look under the hood
Bring me your foot to kick the tire
Bring me a friend, Spanish understood
Each make and model you desire

I will not cease, until you sign
My T. V. ads say I'm the guy
That's why I'm called Jerry Sell 'em
I lock the door until you buy.....

Prog Rock Lives. (It's just in the home)

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Rick D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess no one likes car salesmen.

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