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Song Parodies -> "Can't Get It Out Of My Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Get It Out Of My Head"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ELO

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Get It Out Of My Bed"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

An ode to that nice warm feeling ......
Midnight
Made some water
Drank more than I ought'r
Dreaming of a waterfall
Did not answer nature's call

Now I can't get it out of my bed
There's a stain that's as wide as the spread
Now my wife makes me sleep in the shed
Cause I can't get it out the bed

I hate
My urethra
Tell it, "Watch beneath ya"
But when I get up at dawn
There's puddle I'm upon

Now I can't get it out of my bed
I'm controlled by that bald little head
Now my wife looks at me with real dread
Cause I can't get it out the bed, no, no

Though it
Ain't too pretty
I ain't gonna wear no diaper or depends that's for little babies not for me, no
So I use a big "C" clamp
Hurts a lot, but no more damp

Now I can save it all for the bowl
And Niagra spews forth from the hole
But my wife don't rake me o'er the coals
Cause I wake up and run to the bowl -yes, yes

Now I just save it all for the bowl
And Niagra spews forth from the hole
But my wife don't rake me o'er the coals
Cause I wake up and run to the bowl -ow, ow ow....

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Johnny D - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Wake thee up, before you go-go, or you'll be firehosin' from yer blow-hole.
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You hit this right on the head
alvin rhodes - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
much better than the original, which i hate...5s
John Barry - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is, as we say in New England, a pissah!
Meriadoc - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"C-Clamp" Heh heh...
Phil Alexander - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Wouldn't a catheter be more convenient? ;-)
Rick D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, but not as macho.

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