We're all staring at the guy
He's naked and he's blue
What's his story?
Guaranteed that it won't bore
And we don't know
Why he's putting on this show, whoa, whoa

Walking down the avenue
He's drawing stares aplenty, men and women
Look to see what's up with him and
That bold blue guy is strutting his stuff now, and how!

Mister Blue Guy, please tell us why
You had to paint your body so bright
Were you drunk last night?

Posing with no modesty
He walked right on up to me
I told him "Praise be!
I first thought that you were crazy --
But today I can really see your nuts!"

Blue Guy is a loon
On display this afternoon
Something out of a cartoon
Is a green guy coming soon?

[Mister Blue Guy, Mister Blue Guy
Oh, that blue guy!]

Mister Blue, you did not stop
And here comes Mister Cop
With a rough hand
He locks you into his cuffs and
Drives away with blue paint upon his
With blue paint on his car seat

Mister Blue Guy, please tell us why
You had to paint your body so bright
Were you drunk last night?

Blue Guy is a loon
On display this afternoon
Something out of a cartoon
We're all watching his blue moon