-> "Do Ya"
Original Song Title:
"Do Ya"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Do Ya"
Parody Written by:
ELO Starship Passenger
The Lyrics
(*STRINGS, THEN GUITAR BLAST*)
Yeah!
In this life I've seen everything I can see, dirtbag!
I've seen you and your daughter walking hand in hand
I've seen her get up and give you lapdances
And I've heard you brag about abusing all the women
I've seen widows crying after you lip off
And I've seen cops murdering black men, on TV
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
CHORUS
Do ya do ya want a spank? Pervert!
Do ya do ya want a swat? I'm meaning,
Do ya do ya want it now? I'm saying!
Do ya do ya want a spank?
Well I, saw the crowds tearing statues down,
Of the phony heros, explorers,generals and clowns
I saw you kidnapping ethnic children,
And I heard the cries of the kids in their filth
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
(*GUITAR AND STRINGS*)
When the people demonstrate in the streets
You just hide in the bunker to pout
Run your motormouth,
You send your goons to the cities, stir up riots
Kiss up to up dictators, cuz you're one yourself
(*GUITAR BLAST, THEN STRINGS AGAIN*)
Yet you-ooo love to get your rear end spanked!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
DOUCHEBAG!
Do ya, do ya want a swat?
TRAITOR!
Do ya want it now?
I'M SAYING!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
(SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK
SPANK-SPANK SPANK-SPANK-SPANK!
with 'whoosh' from a synthesizer)
Now I'm getting sick and tired of your lip, you hellhound!
And I'm really sick of your tirades every day.
Hissy-fits when things don't go your way.
We've had enough of your arrogant shit everyday!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
DOUCHEBAG!
Do ya, do ya want a swat?
TRAITOR!
Do ya want it now?
I'M SAYING!
Do ya, do ya want a spank?
AHHHHHHH PUT 'EM DOWN!
(*CHOIR VOCALS: 'AHHHHHHH.....'*)
Do ya do ya wanna spank?
Do ya do ya wanna spaa-aaaa-ank???
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