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Song Parodies -> "Burned The Scones"

Original Song Title:

"Turn To Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Burned The Scones"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

recently, my brother & I have gotten into baking scones. a kind of "sweet" biscuit-type treat, from britain. fortunately, this song has yet to happen to us! please enjoy!
my $#!^^y timer didn't ring
(my breakfast is no more)
and so, I think I need a drink
burned 'em, burned 'em, burned 'em

disappointment enters my mind
(I didn't even get a bite)
waiting for the smoke to clear out
(of my blue home)

I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong

they look like embers on this night
(a fire that nearly blazed the house)
still glowing, and charred, it ain't right
burning, burning, burning

my tasty sweets have burned away
(and I'm feeling like such a louse)
still want this smoke to clear, today
(from my blue home)

I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong

Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones

Yes, I Burned All The Scones
And The Smoke Fills My Home
See, I Was Home Alone
And Thought I'd Bake Some Scones
I Was Gone For Too Long
And I Smelled Something Wrong
'Twas The Burning, The Burning
The Burning Of Scones

the smoke is clearing after all
(it's drifting to the hall)
the smell of what would've been scones
burning, burning, burning

and while I sit here, shouting "bleeps!"
(smell of burnt scones fills up my home)
the smoke detector starts to beep
(in my blue home)

I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong

Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones

I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong

Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
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? - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Do you ever stop eating? Gluttony is a sin, ya know?
Rob Arndt - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
My brother and I used to have scones at a Chinese buffet growing up. It closed in the '90s. God, I haven't had a scone for about a decade or more! 555 hunger pains!
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
I prefer crescent rolls anyway, but either way they both suck if they are burnt. A little more variety in the writing would have made this Great, but it's still a 555 to me.
Jonathan - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
? - yes, I stop every so often for my workout regimen (push-ups/squats/weightlifting) so, watch it! (or what? I'll punch my monitor?) furthermore, every month or so, my brother & I go on a fast, meaning that we don't eat at all, for a day!
Rob - thanks, mate! if you're into cooking, you might try to make your own scones. they're delicious! I particularly like lemon-blueberry ones!
Agrimorfee - Thank You Very Much!
Claude Prez - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Couldn't remember the original well so I youtubed it and read along -- excellent syllable count, very smooth. Nice job!
Below Average Dave - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Well paced. You know what--just by them. It's easier that way. I'm a terrible cook so I can relate.
Jonathan - November 18, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thank You, Claude & Dave! :)

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