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Song Parodies -> "Twilight"

Original Song Title:

"Telephone Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Twilight"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

There should be a Surgeon General's warning on the Twilight saga...
On no
Come on, now
No, it’s not alright
I’m done with boring, boring, boring, boring
Sight
Enough, I say
Your so-called drama chic
Has now impaired my frontal lobes

Lame
Broody children
Faces never change
Won’t you energize, a grin would win
Would win
But you’re unreal
On the screen
I just can’t conceive
You’ve more sequels in the queue

Please stop
Truly, ooly stop
Your snooze untamed
For dame
They fight
You flog
My brain

A wolf boy ambles by
(the hair he has, he needs a better doo)
And that other guy
(he lives on blood, he’s kinda pasty lude)

Squandered my time
They should be fined
Releasing new Twilight

Should’ve declined
Spending that time
And watching new Twilight

Oy vey!
In my eyes, agony
I found your dusk, twas to me a bit of snorer, snorer
I should let slide
But your visions spoil my nights
They infect like evil spores


So odd
Silly, really flawed
Need big sharp stake
Or cane
Or light
Big stick
With flame

The cash on ticket spent
(just like my mind, I sadly miss it too)
Makes me discontent
(the doc, he says that maybe I’ll pull through)

Please if inclined
To self be kind
Don’t witness this Twilight

Be more refined
Spend better time
With Potter, not Twilight

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AFW - September 10, 2012 - Report this comment
lol...I agree
Peregrin - September 10, 2012 - Report this comment
I second your and AFWs motion! "I just can’t conceive, you’ve more sequels in the queue" - great use of the original line :)
WarrenB - September 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you, folks. Much appreciated.
Lyra Surfer - September 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent. My sentiments Xactly. The "Twilight" series is grossly overated and it's for sissies. BTW, did you know that Electric Light Orchestra has a song titled "Twilight" of their own? It's from their 1981 sci-fi album "Time", which also has their positive big hit "Hold On Tight To Your Dreams" (check out that wicked guitar fuzz-out!) and more.
WarrenB - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lyra. I'd forgotten about that album. I was more into their 70s albums. To me they peeked with Out of the Blue and Discovery.

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