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Song Parodies -> "Don't Bring Me Sows"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bring Me Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Bring Me Sows"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

If you don't know what a sow is, it's a female pig.
You got me yellin' at a big ol' pig farm
You got me thinking that it would do harm

Don't bring me sows
No, no, no, no, no, ooh ooh
I'll tell you once more before I puke on the floor
Don't bring me sows

They're always milkin' and makin' a mess
They always run and jump on my chest

Don't bring me sows
No, no, no, no, no, ooh ooh
I'll tell you once more before I puke on the floor
Don't bring me sows

Don't bring me sows (oink)
Don't bring me sows (oink)
Don't bring me sows (oink)
Don't bring me sows

What happened to the steer and the calf
I think that they both got slaughtered in half

Don't bring me sows
No, no, no, no, no, ooh ooh
I'll tell you once more before I puke on the floor
Don't bring me sows

The big fat sows are just as bad as a fog
But I'll be laughin' when they roll on a log

Don't bring me sows
No, no, no, no, no, ooh ooh
I'll tell you once more before I puke on the floor
Don't bring me sows

Don't bring me sows (oink)
Don't bring me sows (oink)
Don't bring me sows (oink)
Don't bring me sows

It's so stupid when the sows break the glass
Those stupid piggies are a pain in the ass

Don't bring me sows
No no, no no, no no, no no, no, ooh ooh
I'll tell you once more before I puke on the floor
Don't bring me sows

I felt better when the sows ran away
They used to drive me crazy every day

Don't bring me sows
No, no, no, no, no, ooh ooh
I'll tell you once more before I puke on the floor
Don't bring me sows

Sows, sows, sows, sows, sows
I'll tell you once more before I puke on the floor
Don't bring me sows

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alvin rhodes - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
this one made me laugh out loud....i used to really like ELO before they got so sappy....yes, beware of milkin' sows....5s

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