Song Parodies -> Ate The Cone
| Original Song Title: | "Turn To Stone" |
| Original Performer: | Electric Light Orchestra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ate The Cone" |
| Parody Written by: | Bionic Coyote Coupon |
Ice cream can be such a mess without the cone!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ice cream is so runny now (Don't use that cone no more)
And so it's melting in my hands (Melting Melting Melting)
My hands are stained by ice cream (That ruins my jacket)
Because today it is very hot (What a hot day)
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my hands are stained
My hands are such a freaking mess (I need to use a sink)
But there is no more soap (Empty Empty Empty)
Got to use another bathroom (Even if it is the girls')
Run into the girls' room quickly (With my sticky hands)
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my hands are stained
Ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Yes,I ate the cone and my hands just stained the phone
Why can't I find soap if I just ate the cone
It's on my hands so long that I can't touch that corn
Yes,I ate I ate I ate the cone
The ice cream just plopped (It went splat on my shoe)
The sun's heat made it melt (Melting Melting Melting)
Oh no,now my shoe is ruined (I ate the cone,I ate the cone)
I guess I should buy some new ones (With some money to spare)
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my hands are stained
Ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my shoes are stained
Ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
And so it's melting in my hands (Melting Melting Melting)
My hands are stained by ice cream (That ruins my jacket)
Because today it is very hot (What a hot day)
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my hands are stained
My hands are such a freaking mess (I need to use a sink)
But there is no more soap (Empty Empty Empty)
Got to use another bathroom (Even if it is the girls')
Run into the girls' room quickly (With my sticky hands)
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my hands are stained
Ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Yes,I ate the cone and my hands just stained the phone
Why can't I find soap if I just ate the cone
It's on my hands so long that I can't touch that corn
Yes,I ate I ate I ate the cone
The ice cream just plopped (It went splat on my shoe)
The sun's heat made it melt (Melting Melting Melting)
Oh no,now my shoe is ruined (I ate the cone,I ate the cone)
I guess I should buy some new ones (With some money to spare)
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my hands are stained
Ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
I ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
Ate the cone and now it's gone,my shoes are stained
Ate the cone and now it's gone,I ate the cone
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