And these cops burst in
Grissom flashed his badge and said
“We caught you, scum, you’re goin’ away”
Futile tears I cried and shrilled
“I’m innocent”
Well my neighbors waved goodbye
As cops they drove me to the tank

If the lab’s wrong, I’m gonna fry real soon
For the umpteenth time I'll tell you
“Can’t be me, I wasn’t there”
C.S.I. man’s wrong – this little sting won’t do
Only had an hour that night
And I wasn’t there...
Got the wrong dude
Oh yes they do
Yes they do

Spent my time in jail debating
Pond’ring D.N.A.
Kinda swear the test tubes bumped
Or all the la-bels went awry
Now the crime is clear
That some lab-tech did err
They must right this one sore wrong
Or in a fast time I will fry

Sh*t! The lab’s wrong, results were misconstrued
It's the worst kind of a snafu
Yep, I’m stuffed, and no-one cares
Yes, though the lab’s wrong, their findings, won’t undo
I’ll be hooked up, dead to rights
In electric chair
Turn on the juice...
So, guess I’m screwed
Mmm hmm mmm

Took Judge not long, my case to mis-conclude
Had the facts wrong, with cops did he collude?
Gave me the gong, went home to nice hot food
He said “So long”, and I was left to brood...