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Song Parodies -> "Earache Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"Heartache Tonight"
Original Performer:
Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Earache Tonight"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I was out a bar with a blues band and had to SCREAM just to try to talk to my date. So I told them they were way too loud for the room, and the singer replied "That's cause there's not enough bodies in here!" Then he yelled over the mike twice, "If you think it's too loud, then you're too OLD!!" Nothing like admonishing your audience for wanting to not have that oooooooooooooo in your hearing after you leave.
This band is gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
They’re gonna blast through an eardrum
The audience should sue
Every amp is turned up to eleven
Drummer plays with might
Every patron had a few and wants to dance
The damage isn’t slight
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll go
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll blow
Boy, they’ll blow
Some bassists like to show their stuff
Show they got the chops
Guitarists want to play their leads
Til a membrane pops
That loss is gonna last forever
The ears you once relied on
Sometime before your fifties hit
The audio is gonna be real gone
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll go
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll blow
Boy, they’ll blow
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
A sense takin’ flight
Left with just sight
You’ll lip-read all night
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, blood flow
We can listen to those morons
At the volume of a jet
We can let the DJ’s turn it up
But either way there’s gonna be an
Earache tonight, tinnitus tonight
They’ll blow
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I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN, RICK.
Rick, long time. I too know what you mean.
he he I avoid going places that might have loud music.
My bro plays his music mad loud every time I would ride with him somewhere! I get deafened by his loud music on the radio, I don't see why he doesn't get deafened! I'm surprised that that doesn't bother him. I also stopped going to clubs a while back due to the loud music being played there, even though I dug freestyle music! They cranked their music up big time. Here's 555 earplugs for you.
WHAT DID YOU SAY, PHIL? I'm still here, John. Knew you'd make it to the top. Hi Ann Hello Christie.
Yeap - True to life! Glad u have it down for the record!
Earache my eye! You gotta toughen up those 'drums man. J/K, this parody gets your message out loud and clear, 555.
Yeah - was just at a small bar, amps blasting away. Deaf the next day. Good fit too to the orig song.
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