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Song Parodies -> "Earache Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Heartache Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Earache Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I was out a bar with a blues band and had to SCREAM just to try to talk to my date. So I told them they were way too loud for the room, and the singer replied "That's cause there's not enough bodies in here!" Then he yelled over the mike twice, "If you think it's too loud, then you're too OLD!!" Nothing like admonishing your audience for wanting to not have that oooooooooooooo in your hearing after you leave.

This band is gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
They’re gonna blast through an eardrum
The audience should sue

Every amp is turned up to eleven
Drummer plays with might
Every patron had a few and wants to dance
The damage isn’t slight

There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll go
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll blow
Boy, they’ll blow

Some bassists like to show their stuff
Show they got the chops
Guitarists want to play their leads
Til a membrane pops

That loss is gonna last forever
The ears you once relied on
Sometime before your fifties hit
The audio is gonna be real gone

There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll go
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, they’ll blow
Boy, they’ll blow

There’s gonna be an earache tonight
A sense takin’ flight
Left with just sight
You’ll lip-read all night
There’s gonna be an earache tonight
An earache tonight, blood flow

We can listen to those morons
At the volume of a jet
We can let the DJ’s turn it up
But either way there’s gonna be an
Earache tonight, tinnitus tonight
They’ll blow



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Phil Alexander - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN, RICK.
John Barry - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Rick, long time. I too know what you mean.
Ann Hammond - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
he he I avoid going places that might have loud music.
Christie Marie M - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
My bro plays his music mad loud every time I would ride with him somewhere! I get deafened by his loud music on the radio, I don't see why he doesn't get deafened! I'm surprised that that doesn't bother him. I also stopped going to clubs a while back due to the loud music being played there, even though I dug freestyle music! They cranked their music up big time. Here's 555 earplugs for you.
Rick D - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
WHAT DID YOU SAY, PHIL? I'm still here, John. Knew you'd make it to the top. Hi Ann Hello Christie.
Suzy - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeap - True to life! Glad u have it down for the record!
blackjack21 - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Earache my eye! You gotta toughen up those 'drums man. J/K, this parody gets your message out loud and clear, 555.
Dreaded Mom - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah - was just at a small bar, amps blasting away. Deaf the next day. Good fit too to the orig song.

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