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Song Parodies -> "Taquito Surprise"

Original Song Title:

"Tequila Sunrise"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Taquito Surprise"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Don't care much for Mexican food.
It's another taquito surprise
Starin' grimly at my plate, this I hate
Mom is just a lousy cook
Told dad that she could, he took the bait
Now it's too late

Ev'ry night I gag it down
Wonderin' what it is I'm chowin'
Haven't seen the cat "round

I wish I could eat out more often
But they say I have to come on home
It seems so wrong
Oh, and it's a nasty feelin' when
It comes out the other end
Tums are my friend

Dinner is a new adventure
Wonder when she'll try another dish
Oh, how I wish
It's another taquito surprise, this damn meal
Still looks the same
I'm in such pain, aarrrgghh

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Kristof Robertson - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick...aren't you a bit old and...erm...married to have your mum still cooking for you? ;-) 555
Rick D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to play "characters" to avoid the appearance of dissing the wife's cooking. She is actually a wonderful cook. (Now I'm playing Julia Childs' husband)
Royce Miller - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
just save the guacamole for me
Johnny D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Royce. Gimme Desperado Habanero Avocado.
Adagio - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Really good, Rick! If you all are passing out guacomole, just leave out habaneros, please. The other green stuff I like. 5's
Rick Cormier - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Gag it down, Rick!! Good one.......555
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't believe no one's mentioned the cat line, that was the best part.
Catch 23 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Know what you mean about that Mexican food out the other end. When I eat Mexican, Preparation H puts on another shift at the factory. Triple 5's

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