There's people in the world who value hair above all else
And they'll go to any lengths to get it right
There are no greater con men than in the fashion industry
Making redheads and brunettes wanna see the "light"

I see them in the beauty shops with their heads in dye
Trying to get into some big fashion model's style
But I don't have to worry, there is nothing on my mind
I just wave my head and flash the guys my smile

Cause I'm al.....ready blond
And I keeeeeeep it permed and long
And I an.......swer questions wrong
Cause I'm al.....ready blond

Well I never had to do much when I was in school
I knew I'd never earn a big degree
But my single digit I. Q. hasn't really held me back
For a lot of women try to be like me

Cause I'm al.....ready blond
I will clai......m a man that's big and strong
For it wor.....ked for Goldie Hawn
Yes, I'm al....ready blond

I don't understand the jokes that everybody tells
I just giggle and pretend I have a clue
And the men who come around are just as smart as me
They like a girl they can feel superior to

And I'm al....ready blond
And I'll beeeeeee one till I'm gone
So I'll sing this stupid song
Cause I'm al.....ready blond