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Song Parodies -> "Needs a Cleanin' This Bathroom Bowl"

Original Song Title:

"On the Cover of Rolling Stone"

Original Performer:

Dr. Hook

Parody Song Title:

"Needs a Cleanin' This Bathroom Bowl"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Well I see big clingers and the odor lingers
Need a glove everywhere I go
I’m doing my “duty” and it’s tough in this booth
Those ten minutes sure go by slow

I try to hold my nose I make sure the room fan blows
But they need to fix this hole
Hope to Hell they will get here towel up every fixture
Needs a cleanin' this bathroom bowl

Hope to see a paper on the cover
Really hate to spread my legs and hover
Hire someone, any race
Needs a cleanin' this bathroom bowl

Now this place is pretty shady but can’t keep a maid-y?
Keep some diapers in my jeans
I got my cornhole wipes for doody
Trying to keep the thing clean

Let’s use pesticide to spray behinds
Or our hind need a ten-foot pole
And the stench just might retch-ya or the germs will git-cha
Needs a cleanin' this bathroom bowl

Hope to see a paper on the cover
Really hate to spread my legs and hover
Hire someone, any race
Needs a cleanin' this bathroom bowl

It’s got a lot of clever sophomoric humor
That is written on the walls
It’s got my ex-girlfriends’ telephone number
Please give her some unwanted calls

It’s got all the names of honeys to buy
If that sort of thing is your big goal
But it keeps getting grosser, you don’t want to get closer
Till some cleanin' this bathroom bowl

Hope to see a paper on the cover
Really hate to spread my legs and hover
Hire someone, any race
Needs a cleanin' this bathroom bowl

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Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
GREAT, GREAT OS(One of my all time favs). It really "bowled" me over!
John Barry - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Rancidly funny. And gives me an idea.
Dreaded Mom - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Very en-grossing.

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