Well they announced the brackets once more
Tonight like they've done before
And you know they invited sixty four (plus one)

Come on Tigers of Jackson State
Pack your bags for your airport gate
The Gators' egos you'll accommodate
You're going to the NCAA's

The Belmont Bruins are in the show
Georgetown thinks that you're soft and slow
Force the Hoyas to eat some crow
You're playin' at the NCAA's

Well the Colonels in maroon are from Eastern Kentucky
Like all underdogs who're tryin' to get lucky
The greatest of the powers and the mid-majors too
Screaming "Please pick us, and we'll beat you"

Old Dominion is dancing with the Bulldogs
The Monarchs, like flies buzzing bull frogs
Across the floor and around the court
You're playin' in the NCAA's
Damn, you're playin' in the NCAA's

Everybody's dissing Niagra
"Purple Eagles play with chiragra*"
(I bet you thought I was gonna rhyme Viagra)
Take "em to the NCAA's

Pass that ball please and make your shot
Penn might win, but I'll guess not
Aggies can win on auto pilot
They're prayin' at the NCAA's

RedHawks, Rattlers, Raiders and Eagles
You should all play the Salisbury SeaGulls**
The greatest of the powers and the mid-majors too
Screaming "Please pick us, and we'll beat you"

Wolf Pack's thinkin' Creighton's de nada
When the upset bug strikes Nevada
Oh my God call de Torquemada***
Winnin' in the NCAA's, y'all,
Upsets in the NCAA's, can you believe it?
Playin' in the NCAA's