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Song Parodies -> "Run in Your Pantyline"

Original Song Title:

"Down to the Waterline"

Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Run in Your Pantyline"

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The Lyrics

a man speaks to his lady of the night
Sweet surrender... on the streetside
Hold my member... and just enjoy the ride
In the alleys of the ghettoes, I'll take you as mine
We're underneath the covers
Runs in your pantyline

Sheer blisses on the vacant fairways
French kisses in the darkened doorways
F***in' blowing me wild and bold
Policeman shines a light on my shoulder

Up comes a cop car fast and silent in the night
Over my shoulder all you can see are flashing lights
The money's in her jacket, and our jeans are torn
The cuffs are cold but your lips are warm

You can meet me at the station even if they know
Doesn't matter that I'm sleeping where the sailors go
When we're driving by the river on the highway 9
I will still feel you shiver
There's a run in your pantyline

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Paul Robinson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto - good stuff. 5's
MrMacphisto - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul... :)
Red Neck Mother - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good work on a great song
MrMacphisto - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks RNM... I love the original as well; it's probably Dire Straits best one.
M-Dawg - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
what does a run in your pantyline mean
MrMacphisto - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
"Pantyline" is most commonly used to refer to a tanning line created by when a woman sunbathes while wearing the bottom to a 2 piece bathing suit (as opposed to wearing a thong). "Pantyline" can also refer to the longer style of pantyhose that fits over the panties. I used this second definition to refer to runs (i.e. tears or rips) in the pantyline pantyhose of the woman in the song.

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