-> "Vulcans of Swing"
Original Song Title:
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vulcans of Swing"
You see a phaser in the dark
Stunned someone in the park
Down there on Risa, you stop, and you hold everything
A band is blowin' Dixie, double warp-time
They're in your mind
When you hear their music ring
And now you step inside
And you see those alien faces
Beamin' down outta orbit to hear the jazz go down
From outer spaces
Their Vulcan horns are blowin' that sound
Beam on down south
Beam on down south
You check out
Mind he's strictly stoic you're never going to hear him cry or sing
'Cause his old Earth sitar is how he makes it known
What he's feelin' inside as he's
Playin' his thing
And Harok doesn't mind
If his Vulcan
Blood is green
He's got a Star Fleet job - he's doin' alright!
He can play the Vulcan harp like anything
Saving it up
For shore leave nights
With the Vulcans
With the Vulcans Of Swing
There's a crowd of Ferengi foolin' around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their lat'num sequins and their polished lobes
They ignore the band
Put lat'num in Dabo-Girly's hands
To try to get her
And the Vulcans
Yeah, the Vulcans, they play Mind-Probe...
That Vulcan man steps right up to the microphone
Looks at the crowd and raises one eye-brow
"Live long, and pros-per - now go home"
Then he makes his hand - form that old "V"
"We are the Vulcans - We are the Vulcans Of Swing"
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