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Song Parodies -> "He Chews A Lot Of Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Of Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"He Chews A Lot Of Mice"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

here comes tabby, stalkin' boldly, coldly
he bops 'em coo coo, baby, loves to prey
here comes tabby, thinkin' i want this vermin
down to my tummy, lord, he's on his way
speedy reactions...streaky in motion
oh yeah, this cat will slay
dedication...devotion
runnin' 'round all night and into the day

he comes on strong cause it is sweet, munchin' vermin
he comes along...they pay the price
he chews a lot...he chews a lot of mice
yeah, he chews a lot of mice

here comes tabby, its the same grisly story
mouse goes down, his life, he lose
here comes tabby, with his face red and gory
he eats...the stock he choose
ain't no relaxin'...he's got the notion
oh yeah, for him, its play
devastation...no motion
turnin' out the lights, mouse body decays

he comes on strong cause it is sweet, munchin' vermin
he comes along...they pay the price
he chews a lot...he chews a lot of mice
yeah, he chews a lot of mice

here comes tabby, he eats wholly, slowly
he's not a snoozer, baby...not till day
here comes tabby, he is fast, they are learnin'
cat's havin' fun here, its a game he plays
he finds attraction...in motion
oh yeah, the cat holds sway
mutilation...destroys 'em
lurchin' to the right, bites, mincin' his prey

and after all the violence and the rodent lunch
he takes a nap, all his victims have been iced
he chews a lot...he chews a lot of mice
yeah, he chews a lot of mice


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Andy Primus - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Purrfect. This is what my tabby was like till a couple of years ago - now she's old and fat so she just sleeps on the sofa all the time
Poop pants - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, I love this parody of this great 80's song Mr Alvin. Nicely written and well paced.
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Just as disgusting as an uncalled for 1-bomb is an uncalled for 2-bomb. Written as if Makr Knopfler wrote it himself, pretty darned good I say. 555.
alvin - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andy..yeah, all my cats are too lazy to hunt anymore too...thanks poop pants and agri ...glad ya enjoyed
2Eagle - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
If they don't catch rodents they eat house plants or go after birds. Most of the time they keep the varmits out of the fruit trees.
alvin - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle...yeah, i always knew it was springtime when the cat dragged in the first dead bird of the season...they have a special noise they make to alert me "hey, got someone deceased in my mouth i want you to see"
PMS - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Fan-tabby-lous!
alvin - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS, you're the cat's meow
AFW - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I cat say anything bad about this...great job
LilCougaress - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~The Mighty Duke o'Roads "grea write ! No mice steaks though for this Cougaress. I prefer " Sir Loin ", rare & purloined, if possible . . .
alvin - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and LilCougararess.....lol

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