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Song Parodies -> "Mommie Dearest"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me in the Morning"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Diana Ross

Parody Song Title:

"Mommie Dearest"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

If you thought, the book and movie, MOMMIE DEAREST was something, lisetn to this song about Christina's anger about being left out iof her mother's will!
Hate you Mommie Dearest
Because you beat me bad
Didn't leave me nothing
But do you think I'm sad?

Hey, wasn't it you who woke me up
And beat me with wire hangers
You know that I'd rather live
Away from you with kinder strangers
You forced me to eat meat cooked rare
And you cut off my pretty locks of hair
And you tortured me and my brother, Chris
And yet, in public you acted like you cared

And you don't even have a man to call your own
You cut their pictures with out their heads,
Now, you're alone!
I'm not one of you fans
I'm your daughter, Mommie
You should treat me more fair
And you oughta, Mommie

SPOKEN:
But you abused me for no reason at all

Now I can't help but.....

Hate you Mommie Dearest
You're so mean and cruel
Rather live like Oliver
In a workhouse eating gruel

Hey, didn't you send me away to nuns
While you reigned supreme in Brentwood
Didn't you used your boyfriend
To adopt me to live here for good
(Yes, it is true)
Took away my dolls and presents
And gave them all away to other kids
Taking all your frustrations out on me
Cause you movie career's on the skids


You sabotaged my soap opera role on TV
The world was hoping to see not you
Only me
Now, you're gone and you're dead
You're a horrid Queen Bee
I hope you rot in Hell
For what you did to me

SPOKEN: You left me nothing in you will

In my new book, I'll hate you

CHORUS REPEATS UNTIL FADE

SUNG IN COUNTERPOINT
Mommie, you were so evil
So I have to write about you
I will make millions from this book
I can really do without you
They'll make movie
And you will be played by Faye Dunaway
Box Office Poison is your name
And it's going to stay

Child abuse is so rotten
Should have been put in prison for good
I would have take that mansion
And what you all when you lived in Brentwood
I'll have tomorrow
While you burn in Hell with your husband Satan
If you weren't so damned cruel
I would be loving you not hating

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