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Song Parodies -> "Call Agent Mulder"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke On The Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Call Agent Mulder"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

My son has been really getting into the X-Files Sci-Fi series, and I've really enjoyed re-watching it with him. Here's my tribute to a GREAT T.V. series:
He partners up with Scully
Paranormal just fits the crime
They found records of a black ooze
Eyes glinted of black grime
Thinks X-files read of others
When his sister was around
Then some bright light from a space craft
Lifted her from the ground

X-files disorder, sister snatched to sky
Now Agent Mulder....

They learned now that rambling sound
A sign of abduction found
Pistol shots they're getting way too close
Saucer breaks from the ground
Scully said to Mulder
They're watching now understand
History is covered up
By the Cigarette Smoking Man

Fox saw a saucer, flying in the sky
He's Agent Mulder....

The F.B.I told him go to hell
Case is empty, old who cares?
But that new Army truck moans, green things inside
Public you need to share
Fox had lost his fight and they purged his head
No longer is a threat
Til saucers show truth in all of this
Now Mulder never forgets

Call Agent Mulder, "Spooky" knows the crime
Fox saw a saucer...


Copyright 2010

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Matthias - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm not the only one doing a television based parody today. I don't know if you've seen the show but you should check out my parody of "How I Met Your Mother"
Mark Scotti - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I did check that one out, Matthias. Great one(left comment). Thanks for the "X' vote!!
The Comedian (a.k.a. Johnny D) - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, great pacing on this one!
Christie Marie M - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, I love The X-Files. Used to watch it during my high school years. And I loved David Duchovny as Agent Mulder. He was so hot! When I was around 18-19 years old, I dreamt of being one of those women Duchovny was having an affair with in spite of the fact that I had a boyfriend at the time. I even wrote a parody tribute about him in high school 'Loving David Duchovny' converted from Ricky Martin's 'Livin' La Vida Loca' but you'll never find it on AIR though of course. Anyways, the truth is out there...with 555 mysterious life forms invading the earth!
Mark Scotti - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"The Truth.....and Thanks..." are out there for Comedian & Christie!!!
Anxious - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Can't wait for your triple-X follow-on!
Mark Scotti - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Anxious!!
Bilbopooh - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice one! I always found X-Files a little too creepy, but given all the crossover I've seen between X-Files and LOST fans, maybe I should go back and give it another try... 5s!
AFW - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Quite intriguing
WarrenB - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Definitely a winner here, Mark. I'm a huge X-files fan, and I'll have Scully parody up tomorrow. (I'm currently working on a series of X-files parodies- curse you for beating me to posting about Mulder ;-P ). Favorite episode (out of quite a few): the one where 2 kids are abducted by aliens and everyone has a different point of view of what actually happened. Classic series, sir.
Mark Scotti - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
UFO of thanks to you, Bilbopooh & AFW. Thanks, Warren, Can't wait to read the "Scully"!! My son & I are just finishing up season 4 as I am writing this(The scary "Home" episode with the mutant inbred family always gave me the creeps!!)...Just picked up season 5 yesterday, and will be starting that soon. "The Parodies Are Out There......"
WarrenB - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
"Home" is a struggle for me, too. The whole Andy Griffith and ultra violent 'family' theme was extremely creepy.
Let me know what you think about "Scully" when it's posted.
Cigarette-Smoking Man - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
One girl was just abducted.
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Kidnapped.
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Puh-tay-toe, puh-tah-toe.
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Okay Mulder, but I'm warning you, if this turns out to be monkey pee, you're on your own.
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Think bigger.
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Mulder, if you're suggesting that the elephant did this, it just defies logic!
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
And your point is?
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Let's just forget for the moment that there's no scientific theory to support it.
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Eenie Weenie Chilli Beanie, the spirits are about to speak?
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
We can't come up with suspects by having visions.
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel?
Madame Zelma - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Mister. Please, you're hurting me.
Killer - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I know, I know, I'm sorry. But you're a fortune teller. You should have seen this coming.
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Nature's calling, I think we should pull over.
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Did you really have to bring that thing?
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
You've lost some weight recently, haven't you?
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Why, have you found some?
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
ou don't think she's a virgin, do you?
Scully - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't even think she's a blonde.
Cigarette-Smoking Man - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Wasn't her name Bambi?
Director Skinner - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
OK Marlboro man, we'll ask the questions here.
Bambi - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, like that was me in that episode. I just think that Spooky guy is so hunky. mmmm.
Mulder - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Twenty-two years too late.
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
To Warren: Will do, Warren! Hey, speaking of inbreds, check out: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/meatloaf38.shtml To the X-Files reparte....Bravo!!!!
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
And to Cigarette-Smoking Man, That was one of ALL TIME classic lines of the show(Annnd one of the bext shows to boot!!!)
Old Man Ribber - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
5-5-5, but I thought The X Files were the dossiers on my former wives. ;D
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, Ribber!!
Michael Marino - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Another hit
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael!!!
Guy - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - I got busy during the past 36 hours or so and now I see that I missed Mulder and Scully. I guess they are gone now then, huh? Sheesh I'd love to talk to those two. I'd have liked to have learned more about the monkey pee and the elephant and I wonder what that thing was that Scully brought when she was in the car and asked Mulder to pull over and he asked "Did you really have to bring that thing?" And I agree with Scully, that Bambi is no real Blonde.

I was an avid viewer of X-Files. Adagio watches a lot of the syndicated reruns. I didn't see all the episodes as I did Lost but I watched it often and I catch reruns when I can.. One of my favorite episodes was the one with the Chupacabra. And yes I have written a parody on the Chupacabra.

This parody is X-tra X-cellent and if it had a rating it would have to be X rated for obvious reasons. Fine write, Mark.
John Barry - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Xtremely good.
Thark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy. Can't take credit for the X-Files reparte that went on above, but it was good. I have countell favorite episodes and with buyin it on DVD, the viewin still goes on... To John, thanks for you "X" tra comment!!!
Guy - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - Glad you enjoyed the cast comments. =;-)
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes...I did, Guy! Thanks!
Matthias - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Not sure what I had more fun reading the parody of the comments between Mulder and Scully. Haha, Great stuff here Mark.
Mark Scotti - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias, glad you enjoyed it.
Abbott Skelding - August 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Sadly, never saw the show so most of this is probably lost on me, the pacing went along really well with the original though. Maybe I should watch more TV...lol
Mark Scotti - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Abbott, and you should try to catch in. It is a GOOD one...
Guy - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM-JUL-10

I still rate this X for X-cellent. Who doesn't like X-Files and Moulder and Scully. See my comments above. You can't go wrong writing about X-Files.
Peter Andersson - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I think that Moulder and Scully came up with the perfect government gig, their inability to ever really solve a case and come up with evidence that would stand the light of day must in itself has been classified as an inexplicable X-File, for them to look into while lifting their paychecks, he-he...
Mark Scotti - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
File "X" tra thanks to Guy & Peter!!
Andria - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM July 2010) Love the OS, the X-Files and your parody. Very well-done, although it may be difficult for those who haven't watched the X-Files to comprehend. 5s.
Mark Scotti - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
"Para"normal thanks to you, Andria!!
Below Average Dave - August 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Other than reading slightly awkward (Eyes glinted of black grime, Thinks X-files read of others) --it was a pretty good parody, I liked it:)
Mark Scotti - August 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave!!!
bobpiecheese - August 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Never seen X-Files. All I know is a particularly amusing Eddie Izzard bit: "With Scully always there, because she’s so “Look, Mulder, I don’t believe that Martians with big elbows are taking over the world.” “There’s 50 lbs. worth of files – there’s tons of files on that thing; it’s all here, Scully, you gotta read these files!” And by the end of the episode, there’s Martians with big elbows everywhere! And she’s swatting them off with a tennis racket, “I believe you! I believe you, Scully! Mulder. You know who you are!”" Yeah. Besides that bit of nonsense I know nothing about X-Files. So I can't really say much about this parody except that it paced well. So...yeah.
Mark Scotti - August 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks. bobpie!!
Red Ant - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Yep, this was good TV back in its day, don't think I saw every show, but I got all the references. Great chorus subs. Not lol funny, but pretty rocking parody Mark.
Mark Scotti - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant. It is tough to make the X-Files funny(Except for the classic dialog entered by Guy in the comments...LOL)

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