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Song Parodies -> "Below Average Dave"

Original Song Title:

"Highway Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Below Average Dave"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

The 2nd song in the AmIRight Tribute Series! This one's dedicated to one of AmIRight's most famed, renowned, and feared parodists: Below Average Dave!
A-nobody gonna diss his farce
I promise you you'll LOL
A-nobody gonna mess his farce
His awesome style will make you yell

Ooh, he writes everything
OS: anything!
Like some Japan love, DDR and everything

I LOVE THEM!
I NEED THEM!
I READ THEM!
Yeah, an AmIRight king!
ROFL, Below Average Dave!!!

Everybody loves his awesome farce
It seems I cannot get enough
A-no Slashdot gonna end his farce
He'll last forever, Slashdot, tough!

Ooh, makes you wanna go shave!
And drink Pepsi too!
Your friends terrifying, "Churnalicious" and "Moo Moo"

I LOVE THEM!
I NEED THEM!
I READ THEM!
Yeah, Pool Prophet Boy!
ROFL, Below Average Dave!

(VERY long guitar solo)

Not just good at writing parodies
A No. 1 contributor!
Listen to his awesome recordings
I'm sure you'll come back for some more!

Ooh, let's go verb some more nouns
And "Vampire's Theme"
Restless is this guy
Parodies just 'bout everything

I LOVE THEM!
I NEED THEM!
I READ THEM!
Smelt You On The Bus Line!
ROFL, Below Average Dave

(Another pointless, yet awesome, guitar solo)

A-nobody gonna diss his farce
I promise you you'll LOL
A-nobody gonna mess his farce
His awesome style will make you yell

Ooh, he writes everything
OS: anything!
Like some Japan love, DDR and everything

I LOVE THEM!
I NEED THEM!
I READ THEM!
Yeah, he's the AmIRight king!
ROFL, Below Average Dave!!!
Below Average Dave!!!
Below Average
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!
Remember, if you want to be featured in the Tribute Series, just comment me about it. 2nd funny poll... which of the Top 5 numebr of parodies parodists would win in a marathon race? Malcolm Higgins, John Barry, Sentai Blessranger, Michael Pacholek, or Airfarcewon?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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User Comments

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Mark Scotti - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Great tribute. Gooooooo Highway Dave....
Matthias - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Dave you're on a tribute roll today... The one I wrote to you yesterday about all of you're killer animals trying to devour me and now this one today. You're making quite a name for yourself young man. By the way DJ Blaze I would love to be in a tribute!
DJ Blaze - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark Scotti and Matthias! To tell you the truth, I've started working on tributes to both of you before you commented me! (Mark's set to "Black Fire" by DragonForce, and Matthias' set to "Bring Back" by Kevin Vecchione. OSes subject to change.) Now we just gotta wait for Below Average Dave to read this one...
Christie Marie M - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Great tribute to B.A. Dave!! I'm one of his biggest fans! I dig his recordings and more...He also gave me great advice to switch up the choruses on a parody. He's the Weird Al Yankovic of AmIRight and would rather listen to BA Dave a lot more. Oh, please count me in on a tribute! But let me tell you more about myself first: I am a Devon Werkheiser fan, I love Ned's Declassified, I am the first AmIRight parodist to spoof one of Devon Werkheiser's song (Titled Election Day 2008), I give only 5's instead of 1's on a parody, I love to add puns and catchphrases when it comes to commenting on parodies, I love listening to Lady Gaga (just like you love listening to DragonForce), and of course I dig your parodies as well!
Christie Marie M - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I forgot to tell you, when I make comments, I frequently talk about my brother.
Below Average Dave - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you DJ Blaze--I'm blushing a bit right now--this is a serious boost to my fragile ego, so thank you, very well done. . .and with this kind of support, I can promise I'm not going away any time soon!
DJ Blaze - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie, and I'll update the tribute list. And thanks B.A.Dave, I'm a huge fan of your parodies, and I'll agree with Christie: you are the Weird Al of AmIRight!
Silver Power - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
*cough* tribute me. *cough* Lol, jk, 5s.
DJ Blaze - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, SP! The "jk" means "joking", right?
Andria - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one, DJ. About jk, that means "just kidding". You were close. 5s to you, and Below Average Dave is certainly good talent.
DJ Blaze - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria! Wow, this has got 2 comments on the same day long after it was uploaded?
Silver Power - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
It means joking, or just kidding. Unless you -want- to write one about me. ;]
Silver Power - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
And as for the poll thing at the end of your parody, it would probably be a race between John Barry, AFW, and Michael Pacholek.

Malcolm Higgins wouldn't show up to the race, because he'd be too busy written halfwitted parodies busting on Obama, and TSB would run out of breath trying to fit too many syllables in a sentence [lol, bad pacing joke].

I think Michael Pacholek is from New Jersey, so he might have some experience running from police. I think the race would end up like this:

1st: Michael Pacholek
2nd: John Barry
3rd: Airfarcewon
4th: TSB
5th: Malcolm Higgins
DJ Blaze - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! That sounds about right. However, I've actually noticed TSB sometimes doesn't use enough syllables in pacing. No offense, we all make mistakes.
Silver Power - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
None taken. xD

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