Song Parodies -> Lard Lovin' Man
| Original Song Title: | "In Rock -7- Hard Lovin' Man" |
| Original Performer: | Deep Purple |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lard Lovin' Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
Cake I lack...I'm lard lovin'...hard to stand...or keep movin'
Must chow down...I need a beer now...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Out of hand, the gain...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man
What's to blame...it's all shite chow...thick an' sweet...want it right now
Slimmin' failure...I want a torta...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Rear will grow again...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man
Cream I smear...it's all over...come to me...it's thrill time, girl
Hind is vast...can't go fast now...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Got a stitch again...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man
Must chow down...I need a beer now...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Out of hand, the gain...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man
What's to blame...it's all shite chow...thick an' sweet...want it right now
Slimmin' failure...I want a torta...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Rear will grow again...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man
Cream I smear...it's all over...come to me...it's thrill time, girl
Hind is vast...can't go fast now...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Got a stitch again...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man
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funny stuff
Reminds me a lot of Michael Moore...
jiggled as i laughed
Thanks John, Nice! & Alvin
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