Song Parodies -> Riven Neck
| Original Song Title: | "In Rock -6- Living Wreck" |
| Original Performer: | Deep Purple |
| Parody Song Title: | "Riven Neck" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
Man gets a new pet
Yeah...you got it wrong at the weekend...you was nearly slain upon sight
A heck of a bear...it showed you its teeth...yeah...your head it tried to bite
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it's not tame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you need a surgeon...full of prowess an' mastery...yeah
But I would use glue...to stick things down...coz all the docs want a big fee...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it can maim, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you've got a monkey...you said you've got a pet for free
It came from the zoo...it's big an' brown, yeah...ah...looks like a bear to me...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess you're to blame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
A heck of a bear...it showed you its teeth...yeah...your head it tried to bite
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it's not tame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you need a surgeon...full of prowess an' mastery...yeah
But I would use glue...to stick things down...coz all the docs want a big fee...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it can maim, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you've got a monkey...you said you've got a pet for free
It came from the zoo...it's big an' brown, yeah...ah...looks like a bear to me...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess you're to blame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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Interesting stuff, Andy... I used to play Riven (the video game), but the most I ever suffered was a crick.
i like pet bear songs...great OS too
Thanks TJC & Alvin
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