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Song Parodies -> "Bite Of The Cat"

Original Song Title:

"In Rock -4- Flight Of The Rat"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Bite Of The Cat"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Shred the bird you found...my cat has brought 'im down
It's messy an' it's wrong...a wing an' eye are gone...ooh, messy biz

I thought I heard a scream...her fang, it tore the spleen
He didn't see his foe...I couldn't free the crow

Ooh...got a fright...I nearly threw on sight...oh...what a bite...ooh...what a bite

Muck an' feathers fly...claw took out the eye
Munches on the crown...the smallest chick in down...yeah

My cat is ever keen...to munch a bird for tea
Her dinner she won't touch...if she can take a clutch

I view her find...he was so blind...an' then he died...oh

Ooh...and how she dined...she bit the hind...likes to chew prey
She's being oh so cruel...likes 'em chew bloodied, well muddied...ain't she cool!

Beak was off so fast...will to live is past
Once or twice a week...she stuffs 'em in her cheek...got a bird

Way too late to nurse...I think he needs a hearse
I'm wantin' to ignore...all the guts an' gore

Now we'll see...a killin' spree...she's up a tree...yes, up a tree

Spread the bird around...my cat has brought 'im down
It's messy an' it's wrong...a wing an' eye are gone

Way too late to nurse...I think he needs a hearse
I'm wantin' to ignore...all the guts an' gore

Now we'll see...a killin' spree...she's up a tree...yes, up a tree

Ooh-ooh-ooh...trees offer prey

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alvin - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
i like it....its fascinating to watch a cat stalking prey
Andy Primus - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin

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