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Song Parodies -> "(Sweet) Child 'O Mine"

Original Song Title:

"In Rock -3- Child In Time"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"(Sweet) Child 'O Mine"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

A band that I've never liked, even in the late 80's/early 90's when it seems everyone else thought they were the best rock band around
Sweet Child O' Mine...cruel be the whine
A whine that sounds obscene...God, it's bad
See the band fan...moshin', he is hurled
Mullet's flyin'...ooh...lackin' soul
An' you've been had...it's flawed, that disc you have
For it sounds like shit...oh...try buyin' Led
They're full o' pose, them guys...ohhhhhhhhhh...now no cred
Please take the prick away

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, don't wanna hear you sing
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

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Screech wild or mime...fool has no shine
No shine from this has-been...could be mad
Should be fined, man...CD should be hurled
No one buyin'...ooh...fakin' troll
Its groove real bad...bored, it's down the lav
Ban this obscene shit...oh...by guy inbred
Mood set for lows, not highs...ohhhhhhhhhh...ow my head
Please take the prick away

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, don't wanna hear you sing
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

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Mark Scotti - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Always felt that way about them myself, Andy. VERY overrated! I do like a few of their songs, but not enough I think qualify them to be rated up with the greatest bands of all time!!!
John Barry - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
"Overrated": understatement.
Harry - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Amen to that andy...on dylan's cover it sounds like a cross between an old granny and a tomcat with a hairball.
Harry - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Andy, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rfcqy1Oz1g
alvin - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
yup, i agree...GNR not great in my book...love that DP though
Andy Primus - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, John & Alvin...& Harry - good description. I saw the vid - even when he's trying to sound really bad he still sounds better than Axl Pose

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