If you came out to ‘Frisco
On the California coastline
To get friendly with the locals
It wouldn’t take much time
The Momma’s and The Poppa’s
Dreamt of the magic they whiffed
Grab your “Doobie” and some papers
Burn a “J” to this riff


TOKE on a HOOOTER!
It’s time to get high
TOKE on a HOOOTER!



Go light up Hashbury street
Or bake with some brownie bites
Open a box of Rice-A-Roni® treats
Feed your appetite
Go get good and wasted
And then fly to your “Hippie” place
And when you have mellowed out
It’s time to burn another “J”


TOKE on a HOOOTER!
It’s time to get high
TOKE on a HOOOTER!


There’s plenty of budget flop motels
Where a bed is awful cheap
And with a Jimmie Hendrix CD in play
Keeping you safe from sleep
In a “Purple Haze” and a groggy head
You’ll have a room to go
And even if you should grow from this
There’s one, one thing you’ll never outgrow


TOKE on a HOOOTER!
It’s time to get high
TOKE on a HOOOTER!