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Song Parodies -> "Walked On The Water"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke On The Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Walked On The Water"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

gave sermons on the mountain
on the galilean shoreline
to save sinners from their low lives
i didn't have much time
st. peter and the others
would also spread grace around
but there loomin' were those romans
burned up by what they'd found, now

walked on the water
raised 'em when they died
walked on the water

we dined in a family's house
with wine and some bread passed 'round
ol' judas got sore and ran on out
told 'em where i'd be found
soldiers wandered over
and grabbed me in that garden place
my time was runnin' out
they told me i was way off-base, now

walked on the water
raised 'em when they died
walked on the water

i ended up on a grassy hill
i was hung up, cold and bare
while disciples, i trusted, ran to hide
guess they really got scared
well, i hung all night
and i wound up dead
but there's no need to sweat
my father said, i'd get out of this
i knew...i knew...i'd be livin' on yet

walked on the water
raised 'em when they died
walked on the water


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AFW - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Most refreshing approach to a classic story
Dylan Baranski - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW. This is a rockin' new retelling of the story of Jesus!
Ann Hammond - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I love it
alvin - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, dylan and ann
Jack Wilson - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome. Wow two parodies today to songs Ive parodied. I did this one as "Coked Up the Reindeer" Lovet he OS too
2Eagle - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Good. Now why don,t you try Walk on Water by Creedence Clearwater?
alvin - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks jack and 2eagle
John Barry - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Very nice. Gives me an idea.
Kristof Robertson - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Another Rhodes take on a classic "story" set to a (in Christian eyes at least) wholly inappropriate OS...devil's music and all that. In short...loved it. 555
Meriadoc - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice one Alvin!
Peregrin - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I concur, Alvin! Good job :)
stuart mcarthur - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
what dude you talkin' bout bro? - and now do one about the arch enemy, to "Black Knight" - great writing, al - 555
Jonathan S. - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Refreshingly reverent for this site after the "Paul Robinson" and "Spaff" fiascos (and 1 or 2 others...). Thank you.
alvin - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john, kristof ,merry , peregrin, stuart and jonathan

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