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Song Parodies -> "Coked Up the Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke On the Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Coked Up the Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

A Christmas song to one of my fav OS's, LOVE this one. Twas the night before Christmas, when the reindeer went into some family's secret stash..... also for other Christmas themed parodies of this song, I def. recommend Johnny D's Scrooge Said Bah Humbug and Chris Bodily TM's Coal in the Stockings", like the latter I parodied the riff too!
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They came down from the North Pole
Guided by Rudolph's red nose light
To stop at a bunch of houses
On that Christmas Eve

Then Santa and the reindeers
Went to some place in some town
They all had milk and cookies
What had they reindeer found?

Coked up the reindeer
They're really flyin high
Coked up the reindeer
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They sniffed it in someone's nearby house
On the floor's where it was found
Santa Claus then climbed out really fast
The reindeer very quickly out
They sniffed it all up then
They flew all over the place
Then the time didn't run out
It looked like they were in a race
Coked up the reindeer
Now even Santa's high
Coked up the reindeer
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*long interlude of loud fast jingle bells during a loud guitar riff*
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Then they back that North Pole
It's still really cold there
But with the big huge bag they had in the sleigh
They couldn't stop at all
It was raining presents literally,Santa passed em out quick
Some of the wrapping's wet
It also rained some reindeer piss
Lemon flaovre4d ice cream's outside!
Coked up the reindeer
Faster that made them fly
Coked up the reindeer
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*repeat until fade*
2006 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson ( maybe I should start submitting under that name LOL)

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Below Average Dave - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
You need to put a tag after the end of your link to stop highlighting the whole song buddy.
Below Average Dave - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh--but it was a good parody, a quick link parody-but a good one:)
Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS!!! 555!!!
Jack Wilson - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL yeah I know Dave, you think this was bad with the link thing? Read my two Halloween themed parodies, and thanks! and thanks Johnny!!!
AFW - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Wild, wacky...and quite original
Jack Wilson - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx AFW!
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I've heard of "a wonderland of snow," but this is ridiculous! It would, however, explain Rudolph's nose!
Jack Wilson - January 07, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL true, belated thanks Mike!
Jeff Reuben - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Well done Jack! I like adding words to the guitar rif, some good lines, and I too love this OS!

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