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Song Parodies -> "McDonadl's Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Child in time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"McDonadl's Fries"

Parody Written by:

Anonymous Bob

The Lyrics

Mcdonald's fries,
I think that they lie,
When they say,
"100% Alberta beef."
See the fat man,
Eating his big mac,
And fries,
which are very tall.
You better close your eyes,
OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................
Take a bite.

Wait for the heart attack.

(these next lines here replace the dude's mindless screaming:)

THIS IS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS THIS????????????????????

WOULD YOU LIKE

LARD WITH THAT!!!??????????????????????

IT'S NOT MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT's JUST LARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POURED INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A BURGER MOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McDonald's fries,
I think they lie,
When they say,
"100% Alberta beef"
If it tastes bad,
OH, I mean really bad.
This is not really,
Meat from a cow,
You better close your eyes,
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, take a bite,

Instant diabetes.

THIS IS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(etc etc etc)

Oh no!
Ain't gonna eat it.
No!
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(customer eats his meal and blows up)
If you'd like this on your website, i'm okay with that, but the people of this website may not be.

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Anonymous Bob - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo voters you actually think this was that funny?

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