Song Parodies -> "Smoke Marijuana"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke On The Water"

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Original Performer:

"Smoke Marijuana"

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The Lyrics

we all bought some columbo
cause we thought the weed was so fine
we took bong hits till immobile
it didn't take much time

that grass was such a mother
it was the best pot around
you felt stupid with your face numb
burned the stuff by the pound

smoke marijuana
sure gets you high
smoke marijuana

we burned reefer...in the house
i'd die if my folks came 'round
just because i know they'd chew me out
crazy kid's just unsound

my friends all come over
they like my pop and mother's place
one time, while turning on
they broke my mother's favorite vase

smoke marijuana
sure gets you high
smoke marijuana

it ended up like the grand hotel
it was cramped, no room to spare
we had the rolling stones on...we danced outside
a few of us dancing bare

with a few strobe lights
we flipped our lids
we had a ball, you bet
you wonder what...we get out of this ?
i knew...i knew...but i always forget

smoke marijuana
sure gets you high
smoke marijuana

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Rick C - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Rolling some fives your way. "we took bong hits till immobile" LOL!

Chuck A. Spear - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Sounds like you've been boning up on your writing! I don't know why...but pot parodies are always funny!

Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Smokin'!

Dee Range - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment

High...and I mean HIGH...fives, dude!!

AFW - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Weed all like to congratulate you on this one, with fives

Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment

it must be nice doobie such a fine parodist alvin - 555

alvin rhodes - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks rick chuck michael dee AFW and stuart

Stray Pooch - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment

What a perfect OS for this theme! I remember listening to this on our High School bus back in the good old seventies. I was the opposite of Bill Clinton. I never tried marijuana, but int he back of those smoke-filled buses I sure as heck INHALED a bunch of it. Nothing like a second-hand high! Fives at ya!

Dominic L. - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Did you know the OS was based on an incident at a Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention concert... The fact that this parody exists is no surprise... 5's

Kristof Robertson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin! I'm surprises and...frankly, a little disappointed in you....just kidding! 555

Phil Alexander - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

That this parody exists is surely no surprise (as Dominic said)... is this a case of great minds thinking alike? http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/deeppurple12.shtml

alvin rhodes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks stray pooch dominic and kristof

Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey, this parody makes a great double-song-bonghit when paired with my own "Smoke On The Water" parody "Dope On The Water" !!! 5s, of course, man !!

Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

"We took bong hits till immobile" - Alvin, you are my hero! :-D

Dylan Baranski - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Dude, I wrote a parody of this same OS about not smoking. Are you tryin' to start something?

Tim Hall - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment

This parody is so good I wish Pat Boone could have sang it on his metal album

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