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Song Parodies -> "Smoke Marijuana"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke On The Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Smoke Marijuana"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

we all bought some columbo
cause we thought the weed was so fine
we took bong hits till immobile
it didn't take much time

that grass was such a mother
it was the best pot around
you felt stupid with your face numb
burned the stuff by the pound

smoke marijuana
sure gets you high
smoke marijuana

we burned reefer...in the house
i'd die if my folks came 'round
just because i know they'd chew me out
crazy kid's just unsound

my friends all come over
they like my pop and mother's place
one time, while turning on
they broke my mother's favorite vase

smoke marijuana
sure gets you high
smoke marijuana

it ended up like the grand hotel
it was cramped, no room to spare
we had the rolling stones on...we danced outside
a few of us dancing bare

with a few strobe lights
we flipped our lids
we had a ball, you bet
you wonder what...we get out of this ?
i knew...i knew...but i always forget

smoke marijuana
sure gets you high
smoke marijuana

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Rick C - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Rolling some fives your way. "we took bong hits till immobile" LOL!
Chuck A. Spear - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you've been boning up on your writing! I don't know why...but pot parodies are always funny!
Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Smokin'!
Dee Range - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
High...and I mean HIGH...fives, dude!!
AFW - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Weed all like to congratulate you on this one, with fives
Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
it must be nice doobie such a fine parodist alvin - 555
alvin rhodes - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick chuck michael dee AFW and stuart
Stray Pooch - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
What a perfect OS for this theme! I remember listening to this on our High School bus back in the good old seventies. I was the opposite of Bill Clinton. I never tried marijuana, but int he back of those smoke-filled buses I sure as heck INHALED a bunch of it. Nothing like a second-hand high! Fives at ya!
Dominic L. - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you know the OS was based on an incident at a Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention concert... The fact that this parody exists is no surprise... 5's
Kristof Robertson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin! I'm surprises and...frankly, a little disappointed in you....just kidding! 555
Phil Alexander - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
That this parody exists is surely no surprise (as Dominic said)... is this a case of great minds thinking alike? http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/deeppurple12.shtml
alvin rhodes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stray pooch dominic and kristof
Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, this parody makes a great double-song-bonghit when paired with my own "Smoke On The Water" parody "Dope On The Water" !!! 5s, of course, man !!
Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"We took bong hits till immobile" - Alvin, you are my hero! :-D
Dylan Baranski - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, I wrote a parody of this same OS about not smoking. Are you tryin' to start something?
Tim Hall - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody is so good I wish Pat Boone could have sang it on his metal album

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